Join the new world

Thanks to Napalm Norm's newfound interest in life outside of the internet, one lucky fella is gonna win a nice little windfall.

So, who should be granted this wonderful prize?



Well, for one, because you don't play eRep. For another, I have a feeling you would blow it on questionable medical equipment and high-end dumpster food.

So, why not me?
There are probably a few good answers to that question, but considering they wouldn't be quite beneficial to my goal, I've decided to leave them out.

If I'm lucky enough to be chosen, here a few things I would do:

1) Keep most of it, retire for a few months/years and then come back and drop a ton of damage on some poor, unsuspecting country.
2) Host events and contests (writing contest, tell me a joke contest, come to NY and give me the best massage contest), or rather, donate prizes to the hosts of said contests (so I don't have to do any actual work), so that people can get a little break from the monotony and have some fun.
3) Bestow random gifts upon people I see helping new citizens, new citizens who show an interest, and my enemies, just to keep them guessing.
4) Donate a substantial portion to the Blacksheep, whose members are really the only reason I continue to log on.

Thank you for doing this Napalm, I hope you find life outside of eRep to be to your liking. So long, God bless, and thanks for all the fish.