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Something that guards your ass.
"I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard."
A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
"Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners."
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