What Norway Wants with Russia

Day 162, 14:10 • Published in Norway Russia • by HateBot

It is a well known fact that Norway is infested with crime, poverty, strip clubs, and starving children. The children are running the streets rampant; only making a living by training rats to steal pocket money from more wealthy Capitalists. Swine run from street to street without regulations and horse poop riddles ally ways because Norwegians have yet to develop proper waste management facilities (or discover the combustion engine).
They are fascists and Ultra-Nationalists of the highest degree, bent on the destruction of the free world, and bent on spreading the evils of Capitalist exploitation to people across the globe.

Our red painted streets, and frosted tundras are not for Norwegian occupation. Their black blood seeps from their feet as some sort of mutant being, or frog creature which reeks of water after retreating from the waters.

So does the Norwegian man, after retreating from the black soot of his Capitalist home world, spill a creep of black grime on our red motherland. It cannot be cured, cannot be cleaned, and cannot be cleansed from Russian soil. Just as the black blood of Capitalists are frozen over the red square, the only remedy to this grime is the red waters of Soviet Communism, provided by the glorious Black Sea. If Russia falls, so do the waters, the cleaning waters of humanity which is the only hope for a future with greed, corruption, and malice in its mist.

The Nord sees Russia with the face of simple a small smile, the same devilish smile you get when your boss realizes that he can cut costs and improve profits by reducing health care in the work place. Leaving the working man who has already lost an arm and three toes managing machinery in a textile factory, with mounting medical costs. And soon, the dark hole of poverty.

So who suffers from Norwegian occupation of Russia? The world suffers. Communism knows no other home world other than the distant land of Pakistan, and even there lord Dio is still in his mortal coil cannot hold back the swarms of Capitalistic fiends from the frozen wasteland of Norway and Sweden. The world must act and unite once more as they have in the past to defend our future, and our livelihood.

We stand outnumbered in front of the hordes of the Barbarian Invasion. As the noble Roman Empire was weakened by the waves and waves of uncivilized men, so we Russians must learn from the mistakes of the past.

We are a people of solitude, wishing to keep to ourselves and only spread the friendly word of our success when asked in a polite tone; but it is today that we must stop this seclusion. Russian's don't have knees nor bellies, we are one solid block of manliness which has robotic arms for the drinking of vodka, and a stiff backbone for standing in the Siberians cold. But if you can imagine men of this magnificence kneeling before the world, and ask for help in our most dire time, please do so.

We are kneeling to our friends across the globe, our Communist Brethren from Pakistan.
Our friends in Indonesia who stand in question of our motives; we ask for your decisive order.
Our brethren in Romania, Poland, the Ukraine, Turkey, to come to the motherland once more. If Russia falls to the destructive evils of Capitalism and Fascism, it opens the floodgates for world domination by evil, greed, and hatred.

Russia has two outposts:
Arhangelsk
St. Petersburg

If these two outposts fall then I fear the fate of Russia will be sealed. Communists, Socialists, and all people who love the sweet taste of democracy and freedom on your glorious jowls, we ask for your grace in this time of need.

After years through searching in our great Soviet archives we have found a secret video which depicts exactly what Norway wants with our motherland. Interestingly enough there was a typo in the production, Germany really means Norway.
Please view and educate yourselves.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRcBt904OJ0&my=1[/youtube]