What Is This I Dont Even

Day 1,403, 19:32 • Published in USA USA • by Rick von Ruger

So once again i have become delusional to the point of running for congress. I should probably write a 'campaign' article about why you should vote for me for congress. I don't really want to. I already tried once and eRep ate the article. So maybe this one will work and you can call it my campaign.

Lets start by going over qualities that a Congressperson should probably have.

- Intelligence
- Decency
- Works well with others
- Knowledge of Economics and/or game mechanics
- Lots of time to spare
- Dislike of Pizza the Hut
- Master debater
- Wears pants

Fortunately, i have at least nine of the listed attributes. In addition to that, I'm also pretty awesome. Qualified? Maybe. Not that I've ever been in congress before... But i don't doubt that I could do a good job. That being said, I don't really care if you vote for me or not. What? Confused? Let me repeat that.. I don't really care if you vote for me. And why might that be? Lets make another organized list of the reasons why I wouldn't mind not being elected.

- I can think of a hundred more fun ways to spend my time.
- From things I've heard, Congress has its share of egotistical airheads.
- I enjoy being lazy, and not having to do stuff.
- Members of Congress have to actually do stuff.
- I don't care about being more 'important' than others.
- By the end of a month I would probably hate the job.

So as you can see, there are both reasons why one would want to vote for me, as well as reasons for me to not want anyone to vote for me. I'll let you decide what you want to do; this is a democracy after all. And if i should somehow get elected, I promise to do the job to the best of my abilities. And if i don't get elected? AWESOME.

I will be running in South Carolina for the American Military Party. Please take a moment to vote in congressional elections on the 25th. Feel free to PM me if you need a ticket to move to vote in South Carolina, even if you don't want to vote for me. Thanks.


Oh, and i almost forgot the obligatory "vote4meheressomebewbs" section.
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