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What is it that makes us great?

Day 1,908, 07:28 by SinaAria

Good evening American. Here I am, sitting in my room, Enjoying some Gangnam style, And I have a question for you.



It is only if you know how. Let me tell you how American.

Serbia and Poland have the right idea, Go wherever you`re not wanted, And stay there. That`s how Serbians almost come close to taking over our country each month and that`s how the Polish Have dominated Europe. It is one of the oldest strategies used by the human race to ensure that they will live in history.

But do we, As Americans, Really know how to do that?
I don`t believe so. And let me tell you why.

Ever since eCanada came to exist in this wonderful virtual world of ours, It has not had a single moment to itself. It has been occupied over and over again. Why? Because Canada is too peaceful for it`s own good.
And why does Spain suddenly have something to say in terms of power? simply because they started to destroy and take over everything around them. Sounds simple right?

Well, our politicians seem to disagree with this method of action. Which is why we waste such good days fighting Taiwan and helping FYROM instead of exporting our great Star Spangled Banner to the rest of the world`s map.
It is also why we are all so bored and dull. Why there is no heat in our hearts. Why we have no passion to stand up for this land and kick the world`s butt.

Well, What are you to do American? I`ll tell you.

FIGHT.

Your President is there to serve you. So is the congress. They WILL listen to you. Call to them, Order them to expand our territory and change our borderlines for good.

Forget your pitiful fight with each other. Forget AFA`s nonesense, Forget propaganda, UNITE, And kick some butt.

That, American, Is the secret to greatness. Your greatness. It is steps away, That star spangled banner that will soon hang above every single piece of this world, Only if you want it to.




And here is something for your enjoyment:







 

Comments

SinaAria
SinaAria Day 1,908, 07:39

First reserved for a bigger America.

crashthompson
crashthompson Day 1,908, 07:48

Its not letting me vote your article up for some reason.

ShinmenTakezo
ShinmenTakezo Day 1,908, 08:08

agreed

Harry W. Hill
Harry W. Hill Day 1,908, 08:50

Bravo Zulu

ligtreb
ligtreb Day 1,908, 10:39

You let the secret out. And you're right.

SinaAria
SinaAria Day 1,908, 10:44

shout it.

aleake
aleake Day 1,908, 10:48

I agree, V'd and S'd

Clydeo
Clydeo Day 1,909, 05:01

I v + s

but to clear things up the low bonus strategy is working so until we got the AFA almost completely pinned down. I don't think any bonus gaining would really be a good idea. If the AFA could actully PTO us all of the mainland eUSA would be orange. Does anyone like the sound of that? I agree we should do this but later not now. I could guarantee that.

Dio Makso
Dio Makso Day 1,909, 05:52

V/S ^ _ ^

fingerguns
fingerguns Day 1,910, 06:11

This is absolutely worth thinking about, even if it would take a while to start executing.

SinaAria
SinaAria Day 1,910, 06:16

i hope JK reads this. i doubt it tho.

 
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