What is djozikeism?
adalephat
Dear Pakistanians!
The Djozikeist religion come to your country!
Do you know, what is djozikeism?
Djozimeism is the most important religion in the last 50000 years!
This is a politeism, with four gods:
1.Djozike, who inveted the universe, and created it also
2.Gyadi, the god of war, and money
3.Darkfairy, the god of love
4.Waren, the god of company-manadgeing
This religion based on Dio God Emperor(heil!)'s teaching, but there is a really important thing.
You must drink hard alcohols, if you want to be a good djozikeist.
Now, the master of every djozikeist is Orestes, the First, he is the Petrodomus of the curch.
In Asia, I am the second man in djozikeism, cause I am the bishop of Sanghai.
Do you interested in this?
You can join!
I will tell you tomorrow!
adalephat, the bishop of Sanghai
Comments
I AM DJOZIKEIST!
Djozikeism is the way to enlightement.
alleuia
You worship fairies.
And this fad will fail in a week. Also please remove all references to Dio from this ABSURD proposal, it's causing my eyes to bleed.
This is a religion. It can be absurd, but thats the way to the enlightment!
Ok, sir!
If you need religion-war, you can get it!
I think, the peace is good thing!
But we will defend our saint religion!
DJOZIKE AKBAR!
I AM DJOZIKEIST!
HAHAHA
I'am Djozikeist!
ÁLDASSÉK THIS ARTICLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
Áldassék
As the patriarch of the DJoziekism, I highly recommend you our religion!
- I. Oreste, patriarch
Why does your god live in Canada?
Cause he is emigrated, when the RELIGION'S soldiers was hated by some herretics...
I still don't understand where all these people came from.
Mo-n meg megertem, de azert ezt mar megse kene...
Darkfairy is very "gifted"
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Sounds like something for me 🙂 The part with the hard alcohols won me over 😃