What if i'm elected as President? (If...)
Ciacho
This is still a game. We shouldn't think about it as something much more. This "thing" does something weird with people. In real i don't care about my country. I just live... But here... I had some patriotic rushes. Since first day i feald bonded like to my fatherland... which is made of code lines. It's something like role playing... But in hte other hand it isn't. It's a new type of game. It's eRep! This is the first part of great speech. It would be too long and boring to post it in one part. Enjoy
So... eJapan is something more than another point in rankings or anything like that. It's a little reality. WE made it! Forums, Newspapers and our whole glorious community. And still we're trying to make our bunch of code lines better than others and we are having fun by doing so. That's the main aspec of game. Fun and LOL'age! Anyway. This is my first attemp for President Seat. And realy... If you expect this article serious as hell... Just don't count on it.
Economy...
Well... It's not my best side. Maybe because i just never cared about it. That's not good for a president, but we have a cabinet! They're here to help president! Oh wait... Maybe i'll just sit down and think for a second. Oh YES! IDEA!
a) Creating Q5 Hospital Company in Japan.
I've been thinking about it earlier. Gov runned company might be nice but... I've gathered some investors from eJapan. Maybe in one day we'll do that. Hospital company for our country should be proffitable. We would be able to sell Hospitas (Profits!) and certain part of eWorld will pay attention to Nihon.
b) Minor improvements.
Yes... Some minor improvements such as taxes or things like that. OFC it may depend on incoming Economical Module (hahahah Good joke. Maybe for a year or two).
c) Use a Congressional Committee which would supervise economical reform.
Military ( BANZAI!)
[img]http://images.uncyc.org/commons/2/2b/Zli_ninja.JPG[/img]
JIA is the most important thing in the times of war... And we never know when some psycho will come and try to beat us. Example? Egg McMuffinland owners aka' Theocrats. First thing we should do is to get rid of them as fast as we can. Of course it's not a matter of days. Maybe even months. Anyway, we lost one or two battles bacause of bad organization of weapon distribution. We're still in PEACE... And still inactive. Japan is seen as weak contry. Useful only to invade countries near it. Should we do somehting with that? Being Neutral has some benefits... However. It's not a job for one person. Army is big and needs leaders.
Hmm... oh! Creating JIA Logo! There're alredy very nice proposals. Just look at them on our forums.
Foreign Affairs
[img]http://evergreene-digest.org/images/ForeignLogo.JPG[/img]
Keeping our contacts well in EVERY contry is important. In any case of wars in Japan we will not Surrender. Pushing Egg McMuffinland is not a idea of one person. All of you want that. And for sure, native eSk wants that most. As i can see my Foreign Affairs ideology is similar to the Reiji's Righteous Nation Philosophy Now... I have no other ideas.
Congress
Congress is an important part of country. President can't do anything without it and they can just kick presiden's butt by impeaching him. I think i'll better keep good contacts with every congress member.
😛Every congress man is almost like a president. He is an representant of his country.
SECOND PART INCOMING
Second part
Here it is.
Comments
Voted Up if only for the completely accurate pictures of our COngress and Military!
Made me laugh!
This is the best presidential candidacy article I have seen yet! Please consider posting your platform in the ISP forums! 😛
I will now comment on your article's fine pictures:
1) Reality IS the worst game ever. NO RESET BUTTON!!!! Well, maybe there is.... 😛
2) "Tanaka Tokyo" Gold... that's the sweet, sweet congressional gold I tried to protect so long ago!
3) If that unruly band of adolescent miscreants were all the JIA had to offer, I would resign as Minister of Defense tomorrow! (ha!)
4) Japan isn't even on that globe! This is the map I grew up with:
http://www.sekaichizu.jp/atlas/worldatlas/p800_worldatlas.html" target="_blank">http://www.sekaichizu.jp/atlas/worldatla[..]html
Japan, right in the center!
5) Those guys are doing 痴漢 (CHIKAN, or the kind of demented "groping" that happens on packed Tokyo trains)! Just because it happens in congress doesn't mean it isn't still a crime!
There is no reset button on eRep either. 🙁
At least, not one we can press. ;-;
You lose.
And who would be in your cabinet, Mr Cookie God?
Mrs Ember. Part with cabinet will come in hour or two. 😛
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