What Has Scrabman Done for Me lately?

Day 525, 19:24 • Published in USA Israel • by Moishe

It does not really matter what President Scrabman has done for the economy, or what he has done to foster inter-party relations, or what he has done to bring War Games (Ooooh-rah!) to the eUSA, or what he has done to bring us closer to our allies.

All that matters is "what has Scrabman done for me lately?"

To be honest the President has less control over the economy than one might think. He only controls less than 2% of the vote when it comes to passing taxes. His influence on Congress is practically non-existant. In fact, as elections near that influence lowers as others try to ride his coat tail into the eWhite House.

Things are going good, right? Companies are making money. Wellness is up due to the Resistance Wars (War Games!)

But what has Scrabman done for me lately?

The Scrab-dude has been more than willing to work with each and every party as he strives for National Unity. Sure, he has advisors with whom he has worked since his birth as an eCitizen. But what President does not? But unlike many he has not been exclusionary when it comes to appointments.

Do you want to know what the deal is with Portugal? Fine! We'll appoint you as special minister to the "What is the deal with Portugal Department".

Do you want to know what is going on with the new cookie recipe introduced by Kosher Foods? Just ask scrabman! He'll make you Director of Cookie Recipes!



But what has Scrabman done for me lately?

Now I am going to step out on a limb here and tell y'all I have been trying to get scrabman to take on some "special projects". By "special projects" I mean things that are near and dear to mine old heart. He has agreed and approved but, you know what? He wants me to do the work?

WHAT???

That is absurd! I want these Special Projects handled and I want HIM to do it! No. That's a lie. I want to do them. And he wants me to do so. But why?

It is because of that age old conservative philosophy of self-motivation and personal responsibility.

What has Scrabman done for me lately?

Perhaps a better question would be "What have I done for me lately?" Because President Scrabman has made it possible for me to succeed.

When his term began my rank was Corporal. Due to war games and participation in supporting our allies I have reached the rank of Colonel! All in less than a month! Whoa! That is solid and rocks on, dudes!!

I've been able to raise a Q3 food company to Q4 and to put a former Q2 food company I had moth-balled back on line as a Q3 company. All in less than a month!

I done that! Not scrabman. But..... who made it possible? A President that works with those who are in the know.

Scrabman does not claim to have all the answers. What he claims is to know the people that have the answers. In my opinion that is a ton better.

He does not claim to know the best answers to the economy. But he has contacts that do and he listens to them. What other President ever listened to anybody. (I am sure Justin will say he did but Justin has done everything.)

Scrabman does not claim to have all the answers to the military. But he listens to the experts. (What experts? Let's see..... USMC General Eugene Harlot, NG General Istarlan, SecDef Leroy Combs - regretfully there are no Army names in there but that is their choice. President Scrabman has reached out to them.)



But what has Scrabman done for me lately?

He has made me damn proud to be a eUSA Citizen!