What's Happening in the Airborne

Day 2,158, 11:15 • Published in Canada USA • by seeker1


I present to you the biggest, baddest motherjumpers* in Airborne. In the past month, from the Ides of September until the 15th of October, these five soldiers have left mound after mound of steaming, bloody corpses on the battlefield for the weak to smell in awe:

5. Nfin - 120,255,320

Local legend Nfin has returned home at last to Airborne, and he’s not gotten rusty.

4. Vrpanch - 152,515,260

The newly minted XO of Airborne continues to distinguish himself not only in leadership, but on the field of battle.

3. Leroy Combs - 255,295,180

One of the oldest and greatest soldiers in Airborne history keeps shooting, and keeps hitting.

2. Zgjlm - 264,021,430

A brand new recruit, Zgjlm is anything but fresh. A celebrated soldier of the highest caliber, let’s all extend a hearty welcome to this fabled soldier, and bask in the glory of standing by his side.

1. Vladimir Belish - 282,172,510

Even the great old ones and the new hotshots must step aside and acknowledge the top gun, and that’s Vladimir Belish. He’s active, strong, and deadly enough to crush your skull with a bat of his eyelashes.

*Senior officers are excluded from rankings, with the exception of Vrpanch this time, so he can show off his shiny new insignia.



The Platoons

Here’s how the platoons stack up for the last month.

4. 101/2 - 288,324,870

3. 82/2 - 329,44,724

2. 101/1 - 480,882,780

1. 82/1 - 869,057,940

With heavy hitters like Leroy Combs and Vladimir Belish, 82/1 blew away the competition with nigh 900 million damage in the past month.



Keep it up, soldiers. Our total damage was 2.56 billion for the previous month. Let’s shoot for THREE BILLION in the coming month.

Col. Mashaka Kulala
DCO, Airborne 101st



Announcements

New XO

Lt, General Ruthain resigned as Airborne XO because of RL commitments, I thank him greatly for the uncountable contributions he made to the Airborne. He was tireless in his commitment to this organization.

I am very happy to welcome Lt. General vrpanch as Airborne's new XO. He has already been busy organizing the new AB contest, described below. I expect he will continue to help make the Airborne a stronger and better force.

seeker1, CO, The Airborne

New Airborne Competition

There will be another 2-week Airborne Contest starting eDay 2161.
I know all of you are wondering what the prizes are, but before that you need to know that rules!
Week 1 – eDay 2161 – 2167:
82nd Division: 1st v 2nd
101st Division: 1st v 2nd
Week 2 – eDay 2168 – 2174:
This will be the Championship battle between winners of week 1!

This contest will judge you based on the follow critera:
1) Number of Hits (50% of your week's score)
2) Responding to Joint Military Orders (20% of your week's score)
3) Signing into the Battle Channel (20% of your week's score)
4) Responding to RC (10% of your week's score)
So remember that fighting is only half the battle. 😉
And now…
What you have all been waiting for: Prizes!!
Wienners of week 1 will get 10 Q7 tanks each!
Champions of Airborne (week 2 winners) will each receive 5 gold! \o/
(I wish I could be part of this contest)

Nag vrpanch with any questions!

Lt General vrpanch, XO, Airborne



Airborne

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Application: Airborne Application
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