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Ever since a certain someone permanently destroyed the Resistance and eliminated Hannibal, North Korea has been dead in the water with no hope and no future. The Resistance has failed because one man's greed and selfishness ended our chances.

If the Resistance ever succeeds in overthrowing the PTO China buttkissers, I will wholeheartedly support the endeavor and will contribute supplies, and even Gold, to the cause.

I have officially decided to resign from North Korea's citizenry and pack my bags to Nigeria. Nigeria will be my new home as I engage in the removal of the kebabs from the premises and avenge, at least in fiction, the kidnapping and gang rape of the little girls (almost two-thirds of them Christian) by Boko Harem.

Since I joined E-Republik, I have longed to be the overlord of a nation and greatly improve it and its people to the best of my ability. I have succeeeded in becoming a Congressman and remain officially Chuck Norris Approved. I am a loyal, reliable, and faithful citizen that has a track record of never leaving or forsaking my comrades-at-arms.

I promised to aid the Resistance until its total success or total failure. Now, with the country permanently under Chinese buttkissing, my service and debt to North Korea has finally ended.


I will start a new life in Nigeria, and I hope all of you can come in the end.


Deus Vult,
-TURTLESHROOM