Well, Hello there.

Day 1,554, 13:37 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Gates Schellinger

It's been a long time, some people may say that it has been too long, well those people would be lonely weirdos.



Others may say it hasn't been long enough, those people would more or less be right, but would be massive a-holes

What, I don't have any pictures of Emerick.

So Goats, one may ask, why have you come back, well I ask myself this question as well, but in order to answer I have to unzip the leather over my mouth and take out the ball gag just to enunciate.


Picture😛 Screw your false advertisement of BBC Code

It seems very odd, that I'd come back after everyone I know doesn't play anymore, the game has changed so much that currency is worth as much as Pre WW2 Germany.


Picture😛 Opening Scene from Mr. Hitler's neighborhood. My favorite part was when he'd feed his fish.

To continue from my picture time break, even the newspaper module has changed, apparently I have to make even more decision than before, which is incredibly difficult for me (I'm not sure if I should go with a lazy joke or a indecisive joke) CUZ I AM STOOPID.

All this to say, I have absolutely no freaking idea why I'm back, and I've just wasted the 3 peoples time that are still subscribed to my newspaper.

Stay tuned for more inane ramblings and useless idioms.

And as always



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