Well, America, this SUCKS!

Day 1,379, 16:47 • Published in Poland Serbia • by Jovan Tekelija

To my ePolish readers, sorry for spamming your media.
To my eSerbian readers, револтиран сам! Штурнем и прц! XD


WHY CHANGING CITIZENSHIPS SUCKS!

Although I’m a student of economics IRL, I didn’t want to involve myself with it in eRep. I figured I had it a bit too much IRL so it was time to escape it.
But I became an economist (like all of us) whether I liked it or not! Plato made sure of that, and he gave me some grain fields and a bakery! At that time I was fighting for the betterment of USA (actually, I was trying to PTO it) so when these companies were dealt out the license I got was that of USA.
Problems started when I moved back to Serbia, in order to make a better place out of it (actually, I was trying to PTO it 😃). I was stuck with that one license-USA’s, and guess what? Serbia was embargoed by the US! XD

^Yeah, I made that exact face!

Yeah, that was a major suckage, but I was not much concerned with it as I was on my way to become the first American president of Serbia (in eRep. IRL we already have one.).
After some time, my finances were beginning to dwindle as I could only sell finished products via donations. One word- I was broke!
I was totally Nicholas Cage’d!
I almost declared bankruptcy (like my former country-USA XD), so then I moved to Poland.


I thought of it as a working vacation. I’d earn some money, meet some girls, maybe PTO the place, but then, lo and behold! a certain law passed!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/USA/law/81798

I’ve got a question for you, America?
Why do you hate commerce?
Why do you shoot( in the leg) an honest businessman who is just trying to get his spot under the Sun?
I mean, it’s not like I went to Poland without checking first. Poland was without the embargo for quite a long time!
Is Poland’s money not too good for you?
It isn’t as worthy as your greenery?
Xenophobes! XD

^Revelation!

HOPE

My last hope lies in the next presidential elections, where I hope my friend Paul Proteus will win and withdraw the free-trade-breaking law which is hurting us all! 😃
So… Proteus for PrOTeUS and for the betterment of all mankind (especially me! 😃)

I need a trade partner in Poland. Anyone interested? :/