Welcome to MEKland

Day 2,699, 05:53 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sambo223


So as a member of the eUK's gloriously stupid and incompetent congress I have taken it upon myself to welcome our new overlords to the eUK.





Welcome to MEKland, the title our new dictator will be giving too the eUK. Here's some facts about who FreeGigi is

-Born in 2011
-3 time CP
-Current Mexican CS
-Ex Albanian CS (and a load of other places including Irish book)
-Claims to be bringing Anarchy to the eUK (few years too late)
-New Dictator to eUK

Welcome FreeGigi I hope you find the eUK to be as 'interesting' as the rest of us have found it. To introduce you and your MEK buddies to eUK culture I've come up with a 5 point plan.



1)

We have no monies. Either they got stolen by BigAnt, Chewie, Wayne etc etc or we spent them trying to stop you becoming dictator. So I hope you weren't planning on using our stash to found nationwide reform to better eUK life for the ordinary folk. Although you're a dictator and that's not what dictators do.





2)

You're not going to get much support off the local wildlife. They have already started tearing each other limb from limb. Although it is highly entertaining so that might cheer you up from controlling the shit hole which is the eUK. Of course it's never anyones fault it's not like people were warning the eUK about this happening.










3)

Let's have a run down of the top 10 political parties for you

TUP-Biggest party, p much full of inactive oldfags
UKPP-The worst UK_P. Could do far more for eUK than they actually do. Need a nice kick up the arse.
UKRP-Not that big but full of actually active people which is a shock.
WRP-Take things very serious but only really have 1 member that does anything. Yes that's you Huey.
PCP-Inactive commies
BDP-Dapper's multis stay away
ESO-Used to be top 5 dropped into insignificance
TRS-Troll party much fun. Hail Horice!
New Era-This is what happens to a party when they try to PTO eUK. They are destroyed.






4)

Telling people the truth often leads to you being branded a traitor. For example: Let's say you tell congress that you think eUK could be under threat from a MTO. They suddenly jump to the conclusion that you're lying and do nothing. Next minute the eUK is MTO'd. Luckily this person isn't been branded a traitor yet but others are who may have pointed out flaws in eUKs defence and informed them how to fix it and while he was CP he made sure the dictatorship was passed onto someone else in the eUK for safe keeping. Only for the eUK to revolt and leave the country open to a foreign MTO.





5)

As a Kingdom made up with lots of countries in it (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) I suggest you call us MEKited Kingdom. Just a thought.





Well congrats on winning this bankrupt little shit hole I hope you have fun with however you plan to mess around with it. Just make sure you give the people fun or they'll all fuck off somewhere else and that'll be boring. So however you plan to plan make sure we all have a good time.

Thanks for reading, please vote, comment and subscribe.

Sambo