Weekly Stats for DPRGB and Mongress Report

Day 2,549, 16:34 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Ser Fartsalot


Hello minions of DPRGB,


It was a hectic week serving my Dear Leader so I didn't have time to do the usual damage stats and publish my first Congress report. But here it is:



As you can see our glorious nation has done very good the last week and finished 1st with 98% of total world damage.

The best fighter was of course our Supreme Commander, Aleks, Aleksander, V. Popovic, who blew away all peasants in Manitoba and ended first in Division 1:



The ladies were all over him once he returned to the island, ready to bear his genetically superior children:




In other news, a potential traitor and long-time dissident VoodooMike has started a suicidal vote in hopes that it would lead to the overthrow of this government. There is no dilemma that it was a planned action, probably with Neil Lewis, a known enemy of the State. The law has so far received 13 yes votes and has a potential to completely ruin our income.
This guy wants to be a new TUP Party President?!


On the other side of the ocean, the Canadians who are still not fortunate enough to be part of our Glorious Nation, have started voting on a "No Natural Enemy" law, in hopes that it would lead to the end of the war. Some of them have contacted me and our Dear Leader was also talking to the chieftain of their tribe:



The conclusion is that this law is a good step in the surrender process and can lead to a quicker long-term peace solution that would benefit the both sides. The debate is still on-going and we're waiting for our Dear Leader's guidance before our next move.


Another perk of me being your Congressman, subjects of DPRGB, is that I give you the most transparent report of all. Here you can read complete logs of this month's Congress (up-to-now):

LOG 1 (during Huey's reign, not as fun as LOG 2, where Neil loses his marbles but has several funny moments)

LOG 2 - part 1 and LOG 2 - part 2 (during Huey's reign, Neil resigning after flipping out, Huey's reaction after Canadian Congress piss on his peace proposal and many other things)

LOG 3 (during our Dear Leader's reign, not many interesting things, I suggest you read LOG 4 first)

LOG 4 (during our Dear Leader's reign, Neil meltdowns and apologizes to Aleks for slandering him, new law proposal, Canadian peace discussion and many other interesting stuff)


Until next time,

Ser Fartsalot