We Could Fall in Love
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by Joshua Morriseau
Dearest Romanian friends,
You seem to be very far from home these days. I thought after you had chased away Bulgaria you would be gone but still you remain in Scandinavia. I've even seen reports in your media that you "saved us" from Bulgaria. That may be true but then why the need to conquer the Asgard nations? I don't know perhaps your vehicles broke down and your waiting for repairs before you can leave...
I have a different idea however. What if instead of fighting...we could fall in love? I mean what better countries that Norway and Romania? Ill have you know Norwegians make great lovers and Im sure together we could make great babies.
Our two beautiful nations have so much in common. For example...hmm..well were both in Europe! Let's come back to that one later. Im sure your all on board at this point but just in case you weren't lets look at some other reasons we could fall in love.
Norway has the nicest people in erepublik.
Were very loyal.
We will never leave the cap off the tooth paste.
We promise to take turns taking the garbage out.
If that is not enough to make you love us than I don't know what more you could possibly want. Its so cold up here anyway and winter is just around the corner. We wouldn't want you to freeze so we also won't feel bad if you decide you would rather free up our regions and go home. I know it was silly that we didn't sign a pre nuptial agreement but perhaps you could find it in your hearts to let us be. Who are we threatening anyway? In any case if you do decide to leave thanks for the memories, we will miss you, and we promise to call!
As always don't forget to V,S&S!
Forever Yours,
Joshua Morriseau
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Voted for the beautiful baby.
Im telling you, Romanians and Norwegians were meant to be ❤
voted hard
yes, Romanians, leave.
Norway, better fall in love with me 'cause I've been in love with you for a long time :3
Well written article 🙂
Love is in the air 😛
Every day I go down to my local river, to have my morning coffee, there always a nice Romanian family
having breakfast on the bench next to me. FYI. 🙂
They are barbecuing in the garbage container. drying there garments on the fence, and having a jolly time. 😉
Sad that the police was forced to remove the Romanians from under a bridge in Oslo some time ago, just because the forgot to use a toilet.. 🙁
The ones in front of my home were just carted away by authorities after fighting over a half empty bottle of Vikingfjord. Quiet sad.
quite , not quiet 😁
Show some Norwegian hospitality, will you? As for us, Romanians, you can adopt all the gypsies, nobody will mind, will you?😁
Nooo let the gypsies stay in Norway we don't need them ...
Well we will show that Norwegian hospitality and let the gypsies stay if you guys go home, how about that? We could create a small gypsy state on an island somewhere so no one has to see them again.
Too bad but that were not Romanian, were Gypsies.I can tell you that you don't know anything about romanian people. For your information romanian people = romanian people and gypsies = gipsies
voted!
Nice article!
I always give 50 cents to the Romanian who sells few days old newspapers down at the center, next to the super. Maybe one day he can repair his car and go home. 😉
I'll always give a finger to you 😁
Uuu i have a question for you Reinier Claeszen. If you are so smart what are you doing for living ?
So they liberated you guys from the Bulgarians? Maybe they are man enough to liberate us from the Polskies? Then they could use the parts of the Polish cars to repair their own. 🙂
I tould our CP not to have mercy and let you have congress this month😃
BTW,gypsies are not romanians,the real romanians are as white as you are. But is a diffrence though...we have much more artists in international tops,better actors(really,have you seen their movies? Where did you got those actors,from a gas station?) a much better national football team and I think those are the reasons that you seem to be very frustrate😛D
Understandable...
Population of Romania: 20,121,64 Population of Norway : 5,063,709
GDP Comparison: $352.270 billion vs $265.911 billion
So 3-4 Romanians = 1 Norwegian ?
neah. just more oil 🙂
Андреа Баница 😃
Excellent plan. Babies that look like that would be a natural defense during attacks, the enemy would run away screaming...
The Romani people do all they can to get the hell away from the "true" Romanians. 😉
Of course they do. Especially if they have our wallet 😁. Personally I would prefer to be yours 😉
NEXT TARGET...NORWAY NO REGIONS...NO CONGRESS
So if you leave Norway without Congress this month after "liberating"them, this will improve the status of life of thousands of Roma(nian) immigrants in Norway?
Gypsy logic at its finest......
ultra gaaay
If a gipsy is touching a computer, is to steal it not to play erepublik.
They(gipsies) changed their neme because in our language gipsy became synonyme with thief.
I personally like that you "never leave the cap off the tooth paste" but maybe a little occupation of your territory will make you learn the differences between a romanian and a gipsy(romma).
We have harsh winters too, so a cold winter will make us feel at home.
"I personally like that you "never leave the cap off the tooth paste" but maybe a little occupation of your territory will make you learn the differences between a romanian and a gipsy(romma)"
Hahaha, this sentence only shows that you have same kind of vendetta attitude as gypsies. You also like to steal (others lands) and lie ("liberating Norway"). So what's the difference?
This is a game Harald, a military game Not real life, what are you german, austrian or american? make a comparation between our nations history and see who like to steal others lands
If you have a psycho in Norway that means you are a country of psychos?
Repost: "Sorry but where in the article do I make a comparison between Romanians and gypsies? All I talk about is Norway and Romania's relationship, perhaps you should give it another read. Its all in good fun my friend, don't take yourselves to seriously."
In the comments section:
Akashaton: Sad that the police was forced to remove the Romanians from under a bridge in Oslo some time ago, just because the forgot to use a toilet.. 🙁
Joshua Morriseau The ones in front of my home were just carted away by authorities after fighting over a half empty bottle of Vikingfjord. Quiet sad.
And don't worry. Considering all the arabs that moved in western Europe we will soon refer o you as: those funny looking brownies that pray to Allah 6 times a day 😁. On top of that you can keep all the gipsy's to have a more diverse ethnic group 😃
No need to take this article so seriously, it was just for fun. Im sure there have been plenty of articles from Romania on other countries such as Bulgaria. And about that whole comment I never meant it about gypsies and that is why I have committed my next article to be about educating people about the difference between Romanians and gypsies, to make up for it 🙂
That's another reason to keep you under occupation, maybe so you'll have enough time to learn the history of peoples and not make confusions between them.I'm sure you're used to be occupied, after so many centuries under Danish occupation.I promise to do my best to accomplish this goal. Jeg ønsker deg hyggelig okkupasjon!
Sorry but where in the article do I make a comparison between Romanians and gypsies? All I talk about is Norway and Romania's relationship, perhaps you should give it another read. Its all in good fun my friend, don't take yourselves to seriously.
Maybe not you,but your fellows are compare us whit gypsies. The real romanians who come in Norway are there for work,not steal. Tould them that. Besides,we are many romanians who love your music,mountains and people because most of them are nice and honest.
Like I said no offence was meant which is why I will next write an educational article on the difference between Romania and gypsies next to make up for it.
We are upset because other of your citizens compared us whit gypsies,not you. We just get very angry when that is happening. Ask Ukraine,they know better.
"We promise to take turns taking the garbage out."
Problem solved : )
o7
No it's not, I still see yellow on Pinocchio's knikers
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