We accept you as one of us

Day 944, 14:52 • Published in USA USA • by S.E.E.S
Look at you.

You're brand new to eRepublik, and you don't know what to do. You're lost, confused, scared, and enraged. Your bladder feels like it's going to explode if your head doesn't first. The sheer amount of nonsense surrounding this game is staggering, and you're afraid of fucking up. We're here for you. Let us be your rock. We're a group of elite bros who want you to take our knowledge, our blood, and our strength and use it to make yourself great. Take our experience and build your own life from it. We want you to want to play this game, and we're going to do everything we can to make you want us. Because we want you. We love you. Use us. Use our programs. Use our mentors. Use our strength.


To fullfill your destiny

Or maybe you're not so new.

Maybe you've been around awhile and you just can't seem to get along with these people. You dispise them because they can't seem to understand that this is not their real life. You just want to troll them all day, and for that, they shun you. We feel your pain. All you want to do it make these people lighten up, but they fail to read your message. We've been there.


Or maybe you're so bored you want to actually help someone. We've been there.. We set up a Masters program which is dedicated to oldfags helping newfags so they stop spreading their cancerous seeds across the US. Of course, being a Master is no easy task. A S.E.E.S. Master is expected to be great and know the game. If a Master does not meet these expectations, you should request one. So now, with your creamed pants and glistening eyes, you want to become a Master and probably expect some sort of lethal hazing. All you need to do is fill this out.

We've done a lot of work to advance America thus far, and we will continue to make it more bearable to be here. Day after day we strive, and day after day we acheive. Our struggle is yours, and your struggle is ours. You are us. We are you. Dio dio dio. Dio mother fucking Brando.


We are Dio

We remember what it feels like to be new and alone, this oldfag named Plato trying to seduce you into his video but having no luck. We remember what it was like. But we want you to become one of us. We want your transition to be as painless but as painful as possible. But also be the best time of your life. It's all because we love you. Never forget.
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~Love,
S.E.E.S.