WD's: Expedition Africa!

Day 501, 00:54 • Published in Canada Canada • by The 10th

When I consider the motherland of mankind, and all her splendid natural wealth; then consider her people, and how they are exploited to harvest it, I can only conclude that irony met its match in a place called Africa.



Even here in Erepublik, sweet Africa is the victim of man's insatiable greed, and her inhabitants suffer for the sake of the merchant's golden lust...
Africa's vast diamond deposits, and its strategic location, has sliced South Africa limb from limb, to be consumed in an orgy of feasting by eIndonesians, so they can enjoy much PEACE and low quality cheap gifts, bought with blood stained diamonds from South Africa.
The message is clear, and eSouth Africa stands as a warning: the strong exploit the weak, and a nation will be ruined for the sake of an evil empire. Mineral wealth, and limited population, are justification for an occupation... ECanada should reflect upon this, and ask, "Is eCanada safer if a mineral rich country -with limited population- is occupied to fuel a culturally bankrupt empire?" If such occupation is considered fair game, then by universal convention, so are we.

But it is not all doom and gloom! For how much more boring would history be if it was not filled with examples of the weak otherthrowing the strong, and the mightiest of heroes being revealed as the smallest, poorest and weakest of people? Doesn't the ruin of empire always begin on the frontiers of the empire? Isn't bona-fide history filled with stories like Luke trying to kill Vader (we'll ignore the questionable attempt at patricide), and thereby freeing Vader from his own meany-ness? Isn't Yoda -a glorified booger- the most powerful Jedi? Didn't David (an Israelite peasant) slay Goliath, that giant stinky Turk? Doesn't Canada repel America - every - single - time? Looks to me like history is full of examples of underdog victories!

So let's hear it for Africa's liberty! Help me tell eIndonesia, 'NO you naughty, wicked, nefarious little devils - get your hand out of South Africa's cookie jar! Afterall, you are altogether too boring to be an empire!'

(Eindonesian caught red handed!)

Help me liberate Africa! Donate today to WD's Expedition Africa!

I need this money to start up an enterprise to liberate Africa! If I can't get it here, I will have to slave myself to Romulans and Spaniards for weeks to afford the gold I need! Think about that! A Canadian slaving away under the yoke and whip of Romulans or being trampled by bulls for sport!



NO - not funny! WD has a bad back, and can't do much physical labour, according to his doctor!

Help me send a message to the worthless and useless Endonesian Empire! Help me liberate Africa! Donate to WD's Expedition Africa Fund today! I promise to write postcards, and say nice things about you all!

Free Africa! And give PEACE a well earned groin kicking while we're at it!


Donate to WD's Expedition Africa Fund today!


Signed,
William Duncan

P.S - you will of coursed be mentioned here for your support! I need the gold to start an Org and a newspaper, and for a weapons company in the future! Thank you for your support !!