War with North Korea
Day 762, 18:03
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Published in USA 
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by Jewitt
Today we declared war on North Korea. We have a strategically advantageous position over the Russians right now, as we're attacking before Russia is able to impeach their banned President. This is a two fold declaration. One we want to free North Korea from their PTO'd government. Two, we want to prevent Russia from disrupting what we worked so hard to achieve in Liaoning. Lets get Afanasiy his country back!
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First DENIED
First
Second i guess
inb4 kim jong il nukes us irl
Military Strategy ftw.
No text on purpose?
Is this a Team America episode? F**K YEAH!
first page!!! finally!
FREE North Korea!!!
Kim Jong Il is going DOWN!
Lt. Scheisskopf
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/stars-and-stripes-journal-191155/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/st[..]155/1
Yeah! First page!
oh, shoot. Is Russia going to attack us then? when we go and attack North Korea?
Eat it Russia!
Arg
YES
SO HARD
Carolina
North Korea, we are going to free the living s*** out of you...
FIRST PAGE.
JEWITT FOR JANUARY!
REMEMBER THE LION KING
@Cardiff they cant attack us for four days while their prez is banned and the impeachment span has passed. They failed on the first impeachment so they have to wait 7 days.
Voted so hard!
lol voted
no time for this we have to go after hello kitty before russia can block.
I STAND READY TO FIGHT KOMMUNISM
"HIS country back"
so you reconize NK as private property of a single citzen?(who looks like american almost PTOer?)
moar fails to come?
Woohoo!
eh go for it
first page (I hope)!!!
@ Jazar should we discuss fail?
US in Liaoning
Brazil stopped in Australia
a third of Germany gone
Phoenixs war game country with no MPPs and a US border?
yeah thats fail.
Strategery? O.o
USAMAXXXX!
JEWITTMAXXXX!
Free North Corea
I stand ready to eat Korean BBQ!
Go eUSA!
"we want to free North Korea from their PTO'd government."
silly propaganda.
Get Afanasiy his country back, FTW!
"Moar fails to come?"
I wasn't aware we lost Lion king
Voted harrrrd
Get Afanasiy his country back, FTW!
How are we paying for this? It looks like we're practically broke.
north corea, we come to saaaave you.
this has been a long time coming
Jazar's comment was terrible especially after yesterday. I'm convinced they just write "phail" everytime the US president writes something.
O7 Voted
AAhahaha!!!
Free South Carolina!!!
GOGOGOGO!
FREE NORTH KOREA!
why do you guys even try to say first on jewitts articles? He always denies them 😉
Let's do it 🙂
That's the world, unfortunate things happen. Get over it, if they really wanted Afanasiy then they would vote for him.
Operation Kimchee is go!
49th denied!
Didn't we learn our lessen from attacking Japan, WTF. We have no need to attack NK