War started in central Europe
Day 2,314, 06:19
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by Jack Jockson
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Our southern neighbor Chile has been attacked from left and right. Serbia, although everybody thought will go for french rubber in Aquitanne, declared war to Chile yesterday. Hungary declared war today, after they defeated Paraguay in Burgenland. Slovenia is yet to join the war when she gets border with Chile.
War in Burgenland was a sad episode because Paraguay had no MPPs. Poland was unable to intervene because due to polish politics it has no borders, because Poland gave her territory to Slovakia. Slovakia is too weak to cut Hungary from attacking Chile, so Chile will have to face two or three enemies.
Nasz południowy sąsiad Chile został zaatakowany z lewej i prawej strony.Serbia, choć wszyscy myśleli, że ruszy po francuską gumę do Aquitanne, wypowiedziała wczoraj wojnę Chile. Węgrzy wypowiedzieli wojnę dziś, po tym jak pokonali Paragwaj w Burgenland. Słowenia dołączy do wojny, gdy będzie miała granicę z Chile.
Wojna w Burgenland była smutnym epizodem, bo Paragwaj nie miał MPP. Polska nie była w stanie interweniować, ponieważ ze względu na swoją politykę i oddanie terenów Słowacji nie ma granicy z Chile. Słowacja jest zbyt słaba, aby odciąć Węgrów, więc Chile będą musiały stawić czoła dwóm lub trzem przeciwnikom.
Why has this war started so soon? Asteria is aware that she is stronger than Sirius. But while Aurora is in Europe, they can't do nothing. That's why their top priority is to try to kick Chile out of Europe. In other words, today it is Chile, but the next target will be Sirius.
Dlaczego ta wojna została rozpoczęta tak szybko? Asteria jest świadoma tego, że jest silniejsza niż Sirius, ale ponieważ Aurora działa w Europie, nie może nic zrobić. Dlatego priorytetem Aurory jest "wykopanie" Chile z Europy. Innymi słowy dziś Chile, jutro Sirius.
It is expected that Slovenia will join the war against Chile, too.Slovenia has been at war with Chile recently. Let's look at this country:
Oczekuje się, że Słowenia również dołączy do wojny z Chile.Słoweńcy mieli niedawno wojnę z Chile. Spójrzmy na ten kraj:
Another enemy of Chile is France. France is a country Poland could attack immediately, the sooner the better, and close in on left flank. Unfortunately, our minister won't listen to me. If he had listened to me last month, Poland would be in Burgenland now, and maybe none of this war would have happened.
Today we got a new president. Maybe he will attack France? So far out president doesn't answer this question, he is so busy that he is not willing to give interview for this newspaper.
Innym wrogiem Chile jest Francja.Francja jest krajem, który Polska mogłaby zaatakować natychmiast, im szybciej tym lepiej, i zamknąć atak na lewym skrzydle. Niestety, nasz minister nie chce mnie słuchać. Gdyby posłuchał mnie w zeszłym miesiącu, Polska byłaby teraz w Burgenland i być może wojna o której mówimy w ogóle by nie wybuchła.
Dziś mamy nowego prezydenta. Może on zaatakuje Francję? Do tej pory prezydent nie odpowiedział na to pytanie, jest tak zajęty, że nie chce udzielić wywiadu dla mojej gazety.
Paraguay and Ireland are the closest friends Chile has now. Bulgaria is also one of the Chilean closest friends, but Bulgarian president admits that he's an inexperienced noob.
Paragwaj i Irlandia są obecnie najbliższymi przyjaciółmi Chile.Bułgaria też zalicza się do tego grona, ale sam bułgarski prezydent przyznaje, że jest niedoświadczonym noobem:
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Bulgaria is also one of the Chilean closest friends. That's right, but what about Macedonia ?
Anyway you have v and s 🙂
Macedonian president has an honor to have a last word in this article.
Знаеш, стара поговорка вели дека, оној кој се смее последен ...
Polski piekna języka
Voted!
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Poland for France? They should wait until it has border with SLO or HUN and join our fight
Don't write Polish text.
English are reeeallly better.
Polska teksty bolą w oka.
My human translator is still on vacation. Google translation is only temporary until he returns tomorrow so it will be replaced later on.
Ok, better translation is done. You can now rest your eyes.
Very interesting in deed!
Voted!
Kao prvo Jacky boy eSrb su lose takticki odradili napad na Chile.On je morao ici iz dve etape
I)Juce da se pokrenu Rw (5-6) na teritoriji koju drzi Chile,a za to vreme Slovenci da zauzmu Veneto
drugi deo akcije je morao ici ovako
1)Francuska napada Deutschschweiz
2)Srbi ovo sto su napali sad
3)Slovenci Salzburg
4)RW u Ittalia Swizeriana
5)RW u Insbruck
6)Hun na kraju napadaju Low Austr.
Mnogo bolje i mnogo teze za Chile nego ovaj pokusaj
Wow, that would be checkmate in 3 moves, why aren't you president?
If you and I were in charge, we'd see some mind twisting strategies. If I was president for example, Chile would now be cooling eggs in Rome.
Still, there's no reason not to implement your tactic tomorrow. Except for Salzburg, I hear Slovenians are after Italy.
Tomorrow will be to late for this strategy my mate 😃 France will probably win in Rhone alps RW and Chile will not have a border with eSrb. So Chile is safe in Swiss .
One more question-ask Pol CP to send a request your friends in Spain to attack Sardinia and then Lazio region. You may push back eSrb from Italy with italian (RW )help
I will certainly not tell my president anything. He refuses to give my newspaper an interview, he is an usurper. Today he impeached our democraticaly elected president.
Then your next democraticaly elected CP ...
Voted! Гласувах!
Last stats of damage I saw actually had Sirius & Pro-Sirius as ever so slightly stronger than Asteria.
Although not but very much at all. Either way things are a lot more even than Asteria would like people to think.