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War and Peace #11: Swiss Independence FTW

Day 720, 17:29 • Published in Canada United Kingdom

• by Guolin

"REMEMBER YOUR MISSION HERE! WE ARE GOING FOR SWISS INDEPENDENCE!!!!"***

"SWISS INDEPENDENCE!!!!" These words rang through the Swiss Alps...and unfortunately (or quite fortunately, if you weren't a PEACE supporter) caused huge avalanches, destroying several Hungarian towns and even a Hungarian cookie shop. (aw...)

***Not actually quoted.

Infantrymen for many countries lined up partially hidden in the Swiss Alps, weapons pointing out the small mob of 8 people protesting with signs such as &quot😉own with Hungarian leadership! Not that we care anyways. We're just being patriotic." Huge cannons were placed at defensive positions, probably funded by a foreign military force.

Finally, the Hun forces marched from a small pass that linked Graubunden with the rest of the world. According to our loyal Mudkipian translator, they shouted, "Open fire! This will end NOW!"

But....

Nothing happened.

No gunshots. No weapons of any kind were fired. The Huns noticed the fact dismissively, and started loading up their weapons. Translated to English, one Hun officer commented, "Must be frozen by the cold. Can't blame them."

Oh, but they were not frozen.

All non-Hun weapons were turned towards a new target- the Hun forces. The weapons were fired.

Oh, may I spare you the immense amounts of gore and bloodiness? Fine, here's a sneakpeek:

Hope you enjoyed the sight of Hungarian soldiers bleeding to death- the Swiss sure did. Two fireworks flew through the sky, creating a fireworks-version of the Swiss flag and the words &quot😉eath to the Huns!"

Comments

Hoyle Day 720, 17:30

\o/

The Rockefeller Day 720, 17:37

I like turtles.

Spencer Magee Day 720, 17:58

We need to start putting that censor on the British flag

moker Day 720, 18:09

I so think you saw something other in the night, the Huns are sleeping at this moment in their tents, almost all of them.
So check the victims, who are they 🙂

Guolin Day 720, 18:41

@Spencer: Hmm, good idea. The lulz smiley just doesn't work anymore. The British colors bleed through.

@moker: You guys down 10 Monsters per person because you hate independent Swiss.

Nosyt Day 720, 19:45

~hyuu~

moker Day 721, 11:13

Guolin:
1.We dont hate anybody.
2.Remember, we gave back Romandie and Svizzera italiana regions to Switzerland without any pression in the last few weeks. You just hurried what we wanted to do too with the last swiss region Graubunden. You payed the price instead of Switzerland 🙂

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