walp! I'm forced to run for CP!

Day 1,990, 08:56 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by shadowukcs

Sup Belgium and my international readers



8 PM, approximately 2 weeks ago. My mailbox was spammed with a big mass-mail from HOPE members. They where looking for a new candidate for the position of CP. The majority wanted me, but I told them I'd think about it.

30 minutes later, my door rang. I opened. In my doorway some crazy dude with a AK47, a fake-immitation Russian accent and a communist hat (the ones they make from bear hide) started speaking "zssshadowukcez?"... "yea, who's asking?" I answered firmly. "My naim is Vincent... Vincent Pain. I am hire to hurt you if you don't run for CP"....

"not interested..."


I just slammed my door in his face and went back to watching gossip girl.

Eventually I got petty with that fella outside in the cold (he was doing a hunger strike) and let him and said "yes" to his proposal to run for CP.



There you have it. Now I'm running for CP. Cool story isn't it?


I've written so many manifesto's in my day that I know how retarded the idea of writing a manifesto is. So unlike certain others *tries not to stare to beaver* I'll keep it short and sweet and will try not to bore you.


Economy: we're doing good. We lost quite a bit of money in the war with France but overall economy just boils down to keeping your income higher than your outcome. I always laugh when I see idiots come up with big economic manifesto's as they usually mean shit. The core principle of economy is this game, just like in real life, comes down to "don't spend more shit than you have". Period.

Military: I'd personally like to see a bigger spread of MU and even possibly denationalizing them. More MU's means more competition between those MU's and that improves the fun.


Alliances: I don't like CoT. In fact, I think the entire idea of an alliance is plain stupid. I believe in close allies, not alliances with SG's and alliance meetings. And I know because I've been SG of 2 major alliances in this game. That being said, CoT did help us out when we needed them and I see very few people against them. So I promise that, unless they make drastic changes, I'll continue to maintain our good relationship with CoT.

Immigration: I strongly believe in personal freedoms. Admins gave congressmen the IG rights to invite people, therefore they should exercise that right. I aim to set up a test project where we have open immigration and see how it leads. If it turns out disastrous, we can end the discussion for once and for all and go back to IO's and all that shizzle, if we see it does not harm, then congress can discuss if it wants to proceed or not.




So, that's it. Short with little to no bullshit. Just like me. When I read some of the manifesto's of my adversaries, I can't help but noticing all the giant bullshit they are posting, amongst with idea's of which even the smallest child knows that they are not workable. Not with me. My aim is a simple, humble and efficient government that won't bullshit you, respects your freedoms and doesn't come up with idiotic populist idea's.










Oh and before I forget. I as president:
-support the true and only dictator of eBelgium, Jofroi the small
-Will convert eBelgium to Bobloism
-Might launch an attack on eFrance
-Might steal the treasury
-Might ban Konrad
-Might drug the drinking water to make sure you all remain tame and obedient sheep



All of the above *might* be a joke, except the konrad part.