Wales

Day 1,440, 01:51 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Rex Fleddington

I don't think anyone has noticed, including me up till this point. That Wales is still under control of the infamous Canadians. I think we have forgotten what makes Wales a great country to have in the eUK.
1. Every 1 in 7 Welsh person becomes a worldwide celebrity (for example, Ryan Giggs, Rob Brydon and Tom Jones!)
2. Our main line of lamb comes from Wales
3. The welsh won’t survive by their self because they haven’t been politically independent since the 13th century
4. We all love a game of Rugby (unless your Canadian)
5. If you don’t like Saint Patricks day then there’s something wrong with you. (I just like St Patricks day there is no relevance to the subject)
What if it didn’t matter if the welsh were under-control by a different nation? This is why the Canadians are the worst choice!
1. They are so health and safety cautious that they drive in the daytime with the headlights on!
2. They have loads of street and motorcycle gangs!
3. You look on a map that shows a place 5 miles away and when your halfway you find out that you have another 120 miles to go.
4. The winters are terribly cold and wet.
5. They brought us Celine Dion (if you like her you should be shot!)

Now you know why we should save Wales from these monsters. I must admit that the sources I got these facts were Visitwales.com and IhateCanada.com but it still counts.

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