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You cannot turn away those cute animals surely? So read on dammit... Please?

Now I know many have lived in hope that this day would come, in fact, the bible even predicited that Flatty shall thy write once more!!! and many have preached these words, dedicated their lives by it, some even died for it! Some I know right now are in tears perplexed that this may be a practical joke of some sick nature, others just going, who is this jerk?



Well I can assure you I am sick, I am practical and hell, I am a bit of a joker, but this is not FAKE!

Gather thy tissues, thy friends, thy neighbours (if you want, I don't like my neighbours really so I wouldn't but you might, who knows? Wait... Where was I?) That's right! The word is spreading that Flatty has risen and is running for senate in NSW now (it was NT but something happened...!

Many ask what has Flatty for me these recent times, well I tell you now! I am the current speaker of the senate as of present, I am a senator as of present, I am a proud member of the ADF and Marshal of the regular platoons, is totally awesome, admired by thous.... Wait, wait... Where was I again? Gosh I should see a doctor... Nah *twitch* I'm sweet.

Anyways, this is all done from a flippin' iPad so you can imagine what I have gone through to make it, that deserves a vote all by it's self far out. Dammit, where was I again? Oh yeah. Sorry for the words etc and minimal pics and dodgyness.

Anyways again,

VOTE FOR FLATTY IN NSW not the NT (which it was, but changed...)

Anyways, back to my magnum... Ego...

Flatty,

Out.