Wagons West: A Walken Bitch Slap

Day 651, 13:25 • Published in Canada Canada • by Tyler F Durden

Hang with me on this.

eFrance has been expelled from the continent.
eUK? Long gone.

What do we have left?

In eCanada - eHungary, eIran in the north - for the high Diamonds and Oil.

In the continental eUSA, eRussia is still a formidable adversary and holds 26 eUS regions.

eIndonesia holds California and Hawaii. So long as eIndonesia has only one front we will not likely secure California for Fortis.

ePortugal still has Maryland to swap with eUS President Emerick, but they'll be gone - and be gone - for 6 months...ahem, cough...

Today, in the eCanadian Embassy in the eUSA I wrote to our eAmerican cousins about the eRussian Congress [url=http://www.erepublik.com/en/Russia/law/13502
]voting[/url] to deploy a Q5 Hospital in Far East Russia. eHungary has already placed a Q5 Hospital in Alaska.

PEACE GC is puttin' down roots. eIran has already deployed a Q5 Hospital and a Q5 Defense System in North West Territories. They're making us fight for regions they were gonna give back anyways.

This is why we must focus on the Western Front.

1. Alaska (Hungary High Oil)
2. Far Eastern Russia
3. Heilonjiang (Hungary High Iron)
4. Jilin (pathway to Liaoning)
5. Liaoning (Iran High Iron)
6. Hamgyong

Give all the regions to eRussia for a peace deal and land swap with USA, except for Liaoning, which we give to eChina to build good faith. (We outPEACE PEACE: GC)
Give to Russia that which their ally (eIndonesia) - who has occupied Russian territory for ages has been promising for equal ages. We also handcuff Hungary because they've been promising to give back Caucasus forever too. Russia is getting anxious to recieve. If we take Alaska, then Hungary MUST retain Caucasus, or take another High Oil region.

This is what I came across earlier:

"Well, to all Russian players: Hungary is evacuating Nordyjland (or how the hell they call it) and NORTH CAUCASUS. The people living there is commanded to move to Alaska because we are giving back those regions. You could not know this of course, because you have to read the Hungarian press to know infos like this. These are the facts."

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It is daring, yes. But that is what wins wars.

Talk amongst yourselves...

I say it's high time for a good ole fashioned Walken bitch slap!