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Waffle Liberation Front!

Day 1,884, 08:43 Published in Ireland Ireland by Damhnaic

Dear kunts, croats, and citizens of eIreland!

A spectre is haunting Ireland — the spectre of the Waffle. All the powers of old Ireland have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: IPP and IFP, Dan Breen and Ronisu, Croats Radicals and Turkish police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Waffle-istic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Waffle-ing, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Thus is it much needed to create a new power to unbalance them all; the Waffle Liberation Front!

This party stands for no political ideology except stating that every ideology is bullshit. We are against party politics, politics that doesn't aim for the good of the country but for their own political promotion (writing JOIN [party name] at the end of every article, for example).

We aim to obtain ultimate power over Ireland within the two next millennia by using evil corruption of doom. Furthermore, if we are elected, we’ll state the elections as false and will resign.

This is the first measures the Waffle-ers shall accomplish:
1. Respect none of our promises.
2. Abolition of abolition.
3. A heavy progressive or graduated obligation to brush your teeth.
4. Abolition of all rights to form a Political Party.
5. Free ponies for every citizens of eIreland.
6. Invasion of North Korea.
7. Slapping people in the face with waffles.
8. Adding steroids to Syrup to increase citizens strength



TL;DR: This is a political movement against eIreland polarization of the party politics. There is a lack of not serious lulz party in eIreland and it is much needed for the sanity of our minds. If by some strange mechanisms of the universes we get elected, we'll work on the basis of plain common sense. ( But we don't aim to get elected so it is much unlikely ).

Anyone is free to join: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/waffle-liberation-front-3463/1
The IRC is #WLF.
Full manifesto is available there: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Waffle_Liberation_Front

Damhnaic
Waffle
 

Comments

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 1,884, 08:48

Voted....WAFFLES FOR THE WIN!!!

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 1,884, 08:48

Will they be eReal ponies? Or some rainbow "my little" fakes?
'Cause it kinda matters.... ;_;

Damhnaic
Damhnaic Day 1,884, 08:50

@Grainne, they'll be Real life ponies I'll personally mail to each of your houses.

Liam Tatlock
Liam Tatlock Day 1,884, 08:51

"1. Respect none of our promises."

Sounds like a typical political party to me. Crumpets and potato cakes rule!

Winston Hope Smith
Winston Hope Smith Day 1,884, 08:52

Can we use these ePonies in burgers?

Damhnaic
Damhnaic Day 1,884, 08:59

@WHS you are absolutely free to do w/e you wish with the ponies

Sean MacDiarmata
Sean MacDiarmata Day 1,884, 09:10

I like number 6 on your list : )

Blue And Evil
Blue And Evil Day 1,884, 09:23

Anti-polarisation movement? Seems good, but it seems to be lacking a waffle like quality...

Oh, wait, it has the waffles? Swish, I'm in.

Raven Anarcho
Raven Anarcho Day 1,884, 10:54

WFTW! o/

Winston Hope Smith
Winston Hope Smith Day 1,884, 10:59

Liam steals my punchline ....Grrrrr!!!!!!

The Irish William Wallace
The Irish William Wallace Day 1,884, 12:29

Lol :]

Hideyoshi Nicolas
Hideyoshi Nicolas Day 1,884, 15:34

I want a pony too !

The Death of Rats
The Death of Rats Day 1,884, 15:57

What?

The Death of Rats
The Death of Rats Day 1,884, 15:57

Oh...You took over my small country estate. How rude.

Damhnaic
Damhnaic Day 1,884, 16:03

You were not running for PP Death : (

MacIneely
MacIneely Day 1,892, 10:53

Sounds like a perfectly normal political party.

 
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