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Here's me, writing an election manifesto for my place in the UKPP. I'm ashamed that I've left it so late, feel free to call HERETIC on me. I've been rather busy, what with exams coming and Meinkraft taking over. 'Why should we give you our vote' I hear you cry! Well, it's all a matter of choice.
Hey, it's me. Well, fear not, for here comes the crunch!


Sometimes, the crunch just ain't Chosen enough.

Firstly, I'm an excellent writer. I can spell correctly (unlike some people in the eUK...), and can create a cohesive argument. Which is what I'm trying to do here.

Furthermore, I can talk for Britain. I've always got something to say on a topic, meaning we won't be left out of the spotlight in country matters. I want to pass on your words and have fun, instead of letting the quieter members of the party be unheard.


Sorry, we can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.

Also, I feel I would be able to establish better connections with other parties, such as ESO and TUP. You might not like the sound of that, but think: With the support of even part of their base, we have a larger chance of election into congress and ministerial positions.

Finally, I've taken the time to write this. What does that tell you? I care. How many others wrote a manifesto for your pleasure? If more than a quarter of the candidates did, I'll lick your shoes clean.


Preferably if you're this guy.

Well, that's all I've got to say on that subject. All I can say is; I hope you use your vote well, and good luck!

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