Vote Pizza-Glove for POTUS

Day 1,382, 21:00 Published in USA USA by Pizza The Hut

I could spend another long, drawn-out article telling you why you should vote me for POTUS, but there is no point. First I would like to announce that I have chosen former President Glove to serve as my Vice President and he has graciously accepted. My ideas are the same as they have been in prior elections. If you desire a Country President who will actually stand up for you and serve you, and not just another elite in an endless line of people who bring the same FAIL politics over and over again, month after month, and bully those whom they do not like, and ignore those whom opinions they do not value, then vote Pizza for POTUS. For good measure, I will tell you a bit about what I will do as President....

If I am President I will substantially reduce income and import taxes. I will include every militia under the umbrella of the US military supply system so all of our soldiers are fully armed and fed as often as possible and cut out the political bureaucracy from this process. I will take a hardline on the INCI/Turkish threat in the eWorld and instead of going on witch hunts against Patriotic eAmericans who defend our country and its interests, we will go after those who do not have America's best interests at heart and who would support these infiltrators over other Americans. We will get rid of the red tape for immigration.

I am sick and tired of having people from allied nations come to me and tell me that no one will give them citizenship. There is something VERY wrong when Greeks are not welcome in the eUSA, but endless hordes of Turks are. This must change. I will host a weekly radio town hall and listen to the concerns of the people. I will be a President for YOU!

Don't listen to what the elites tell you.
Think for YOURSELF!
Vote Pizza The Hut on Monday, September 5th.
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