Vote NLSP for eBelgian President!

Day 2,176, 09:45 Published in Belgium United Kingdom by NLSP
Editorial
Dear reader,
it was a hectic week here at the offices of The Weekly Prophet, your beloved newspaper. Just after restarting our operations, we had the exclusive story that eBelgium's current MoF, NLSP, would be a candidate for eBelgian CP. As one of eBelgium's quality newspapers, we threw all our resources in following the exciting campaign of one of eBe's finest. Our un-biased position gave you, our treasured reader, the chance to make the most important decision of November.
It is for us very clear that there is only one right answer on the question: Who will become eBe's newest CP and guide us through these dificult times? It is NLSP!
In this edition, one of our top-journalists will summerize why NLSP has earned our endorsement and why you should vote for him!

Keyser Söze, Editor for The Weekly Prophet.
Honouring our glorious founder, NLSP, since 2010.


NLSP, our Guide to an Improved eBelgium, by (rk)
There are difficult times for eBelgium, internationally something is happening and in eBelgium itself there are some difficult moments ahead. There are things that needs to be changed, but we need some experience in order to not make unnecessary mistakes. Luckily for you, NLSP is the perfect match. We will list for you 10 of the 99 reasons that shows you why.
😉 NLSP knows what the job requires, already 2 times he was a successfull CP of eBelgium
😉 NLSP doesn't need that much sleep, he can work 23 hours a day for eBelgium
😉 NLSP has experience as Congress Member, Minister of Defence, Army-Commander, Minister of Finance, Minister of Justice, SC-Justice, vice-CP and much more.
😉 NLSP is willing to make changes
😉 NLSP knows the game mechanics
😉 NLSP his self-appraisal and enthousiasm is contagious
😉 NLSP is able to make a firm decision if it is necessary
😉 NLSP has a long history in eBelgium and knows what the problems are
😉 NLSP has the support of 6 different parties
😉 NLSP puts eBelgium and its citizens as his priority 1

In a few weeks, months, years, decennia when people say 'Remember, Remember the fifth of November', you want to say to your friends, family, co-workers and neighbours: "Yes, I was one of the voters of NLSP. Yes, I helped eBe to move forward!"
Therefore, in the Honour of our Glorious Founder, NLSP, follow the advice from The Weekly Prophet, who has endorsed NLSP, and do like us: Vote NLSP! (rk)