Vote Liberty Advancement Party: Special No-Pizza Edition
George Armstrong Custer
The Liberty Advancement Party is solid in the Top Five; Ajay/Pizza/RGR's AFA isn't.
Dateline: Friday, October 25 (Day 2166)
Location: Liberty Advancement Party HQ
Reporter: George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer
Music: An Incredibly Stupid Pizza Song
For the first time in, like, forever, Ajay/Pizza/RGR's Party is not in the Top Five.. okay, last month it took a little fancy footwork to destroy his Party on Election Eve.. But this month, it's totally straight. The AFA NEW was PTO'd on the 15th, and try as he might Ajay/Pizza/RGR couldn't rebuild a Top Five Party to get into this month's Congressional election.
There's two simple reasons why. (1) The new LAP just plain friggin' rocks. We're a serious Party, and people are taking us seriously. And (2), your Serbian buddies have had it with your crap, and are moving home en masse. So long, bye-eee, there goes your power base.
Today's edition of Custer's Stand is dedicated to Ajay, aka Pizza the Hutt, aka Ronald Gipper Reagan.
So.. old buddy.. the joke's on you.
Old, tired, stupid jokes-- crap even you'll understand.
You want straight talk? You want straight answers? You want fair play, and fair representation?
Then you want Old Man Custer in Congress.
You want to vote the Liberty Advancement Party line-up on October 25th.
George Armstrong "Old Man" Custer, Citizen, Soldier, Statesman
:::
Get the word out-- shout this Shout!
Vote Liberty Advancement Party
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2333513/1/20
Special No-Pizza Edition
:::
603
only 397 to go..!
Comments
Hey, Ajay!
So.. old buddy.. the joke's on you.
Old, tired, stupid jokes-- crap even you'll understand.
I voted LAP
A disk is a 2 dimensional figure, and has no volume
The area(A) of a circle (disk) with radius Z is...
Pi x Z x Z = A
The volume of a pizza with radius Z and height H would be.
Pi x Z x Z x H
It bugs me that the math was wrong in that joke.
Especially when it didn't have to be.
So you don't like Pizza?
not much for math, but... doesn't the thickness (A) of the pizza indicate volume?
Ajay is two-dimensional, but not real pizza.
A means area.
The equation in the picture told you to calculate Pi x radius x radius which equals the area of a circle. The answer is A. Instead the picture took that equation and multiplied it by A. That's the equivalent of calculating the Area^squared... which is meaningless. It has nothing to do with the volume of the pizza. A^2 doesn't calculate any geometric measurement.
The thickness would be T or more specifically H for "height" of the pizza if you consider it to be a really short cylinder.
All they had to do was actually calculate Area and call the radius "Z" and it works. There was no need for them to be mathematically nonsensical for the sake of the joke.
Pi x Z x Z = A
then.. um.. what's the math to describe Ajay/Pizza/RGR?
answer: doesn't matter, the end sum is zero!
like i said earlier no matter what LAP= Top Shit Puppet party around... it's literally trying to replace AFA but it ends up still been josh frost puppet.
Troll detected.
Initiate annihilation procedures? Yes
Procedure: Not feeding the Troll.
Troll annihilated.