Vote Jizzie in Missouri! This State Needs Some Sexy!

Day 576, 10:32 • Published in USA Sweden • by Jizzie McGuire

Greetings my eAmerican friends and to all of my old friends and allies from my days as eSouth African president! The Jizzer has returned! Well, sort of. I still live in exile and will probably be forced to do so thanks to our treacherous Indo and Brazzie foes, but that will not stop me from fighting for eSA, the eUSA and all of our anti-PEACE allies. The last month I have been fighting against Huns and Indos in eSpain, in the vampire infested mountains of Transilvania, and from the sunny shores of California, eUSA (thanks to training wars!). Now I take the fight to the political arena as I put myself forward as the Republican candidate (on the USWP ticket) in the great state of Missouri (pending USWP approval).

What can this uber-sexy former two-term eSA president and 3-term eSA congressman bring to the table, you might ask? Well I'll tell you. First of all, I have experience leading an e-nation in peace and in war, and have co-founded a party (the Black Lion Front) and a corporation (Bong Belly). I have been an active player for nearly a year now and was also the most active president eSA has ever had, which may be why I was the only one ever elected to two consecutive terms. I have vast experience in foreign affairs, as I spent much of my time as president building and cultivating relationships which culminated in the biggest alliance eSA had ever had. Even though our country was PTO'd after my second term ended, I have continued to be active in the eSA govt. in exile and the Resistance.

I have come to the eUS because I see it as the only country strong enough to take on Indonesia and her allies and win. I am also a RL American and a big supporter of Scrabman and his increased focus on foreign policy and support for smaller nations against PEACE. One of my goals as Congressman will be to promote the re-constitution of a free eSA along with the liberation and protection of other nations who are threatened by PEACE. On the economic front, I'd like to see the minimum wage increased, the income tax decreased, and higher tariffs on imports other than iron and diamonds. As many of my friends know, I am no economics expert, so these policies are always up for discussion and compromise. However, I will not compromise in my dedication to fighting against PEACE and for eSA liberation. I was born in eR fighting Indonesia and will probably die fighting them.

Finally, people ask me why the founder of a far-left then center-left party like the BLF would join the Republicans. That's a good question considering I can't really stand many RL Republicans! XD They aren't all that sexy either. Well, I did so because the Republicans in eUSA are centrist, not right wing, and have seen fit to include eSA liberation in their platform. This Republican Party is aso allied with the USWP, which is the party I would have joined otherwise, and instead of being the party of GW, this Republican party is inspired more by its roots as the party of Lincoln. I agree with what Lincoln stood for and I like to think that just as his policies led to the end of slavery in the US, our policies will lead to the end of slavery in the current eSouth Africa.

Thank you for your time and remember to vote for ol' Jizzer in Missouri.