Vote for Darth Spader - The only real candidate
Darth Spader
Hi, my name is Darth Spader and I'm a bad player who doesnt contribute anything to Australia. In fact, I am secretly a spy who plans to take over Australia in the future. You could call me an evil dictator.
You know what, I am an evil dictator who plans to destroy Australia. This is why my friends, your vote should go to Darth Spader. Voting me into senate brings me one step closer to corrupting eAustralia. I will find my way to the country president position one day and attack everything I can, steal from the treasury and ignore everyone.
But, this article is about my senate run. If elected I will do senate stuff but secretly continue my evil plot to be supreme emperor of the eUniverse. In fact, if you vote for me I will give you 0.01 Australian Dollars. Now that is a great deal in my personal opinion!
Please my friends vote Darth Spader. He's a pretty cool guy. (Not Really)
By the way, I'm in Tasmania
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I found this easy to masturbate to.
Spader, nobody loves you and you're really adopted.
I dont want to live anymore
one Evil Father is too many for eAus.. we have our own resident evil, mate thanks!
^ clearly a noob
^ word
lol ouke 😃
i found this difficult to masturbate to.
I have difficulties with the words infin and or germanpolitician and masturbate in one sentence.
Best of luck with your iron dresses 😉