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Day 2,543, 06:36
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VMBet123 - the eUK’s new eBookies now online!
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What odds can I get on Dapper being the next CP?
lol
DC didn't even release an article on this, stop generalising us ya silly vagina.
Official DC business is announced here...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/rotten-teeth-292110/1
Official Wayne business is announced here...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/fear-and-loathing--272282/1
Notice the subtle differences?
Nothing but typical scaremongering from TUP players.
Dude it is a joke. Relax.
If it isn't announced via Rotten Teeth, it ain't official DC business. Even if it is announced that way, it might still not be official....
As DC sort of food treasurer and food daddy, I voted for Rodney so bollocks to us being involved officially...
Also Frag's our Commander and not exactly Alex's biggest fan... 😛
DC's unified front is like sex with Fataliix's Mum, sloppy and disorganised
That might have been the most unexpected response I've ever received.
Denim Jacket
Saw that coming from a mile away.
The most unexpected response I've ever received is when I asked your Mum what she liked and she told me "Fata-licks". Everyday I pray I don't find out what they are, or what weird relationship you've got going on with your Mum.
(P.s. apologise to your Mum for me I feel like I'm being pretty rotten to her lately and she's very sweet and has always treated me very well)
WTF is wrong with this guy😁^
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did i actually say that?
Of course, it's true ain't it?
probably, you aint intelligent enough to fake logs
That bastard, I'll get him good.
it is true though butjam, you are slightly weird.
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I think it's apparent Leo is the weird one
I never knew my mother had a facebook!
I'm just an innocent bystander in all of this and part of Ministry of Wayne. His standards are much lower than those of DC.
Honestly, you DC chaps need to work on your sense of humour.
Trying to justify cheap shots and misinformation by calling it "a joke" doesn't make it okay or funny.
only when DC do it is it funny. Mike lacks the charisma...
I got 5 thumbs up, clearly I'm pretty funny already.
o/
Slacker
Actually I think you'll find I have both the charisma and the cheapness to get away with whatever I want. And why would I have an expensive shot at DC when a cheap one will do just as well? Using my best material on you lot would be a waste.
So you admit this was a rather poor attempt... Suezo seems to agree with you.
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hawt
It is a joke you whiney bints. Really? The people who are supposed to be the funny group in the eUK reacts like this to a tongue in cheek article? Wow... Went from being the cool ones to reacting like Dapper...ok... not like Dapper... that would involve multis and a whole lot of mud. And more multis. But seriously your offended sounding response is over board for the dig in the article. Lighten up man. Also one question. Who's Fatalax?
Possibly the same falatix guy that was upsetting Congress a couple months ago - it looks like there are indeed multis involved!
Sorry. Doesn't ring a bell.
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Wait. Were you zaphoid?
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/8177202
Seriously though. It's not as if I'm new. I've never held a cabinet position or any of that silliness, but I've been here a while. We're also friends on here... Or so I thought. :'(
I was going to pretend that I had no clue you were but I have decided that would be too mean. Yeah you my erep buddy. You funny and stuff. But I need to pick someone to do that to. Why did you change your name?
Nono that link was to show you that I'm not Zaph. I don't think he would have replied to you because he's a dick.
Love you Zaph.
I know.
Hey watch! The Magical Voodoo of Mike allows me to see that SerF and Wayne are about to comment something slandering me! watch as it happens before your eyes...
o7