Victory for Free Switzerland! This Means Ice Cream Party ;)

Day 837, 06:49 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512
WE WIN!!!

By one stinking vote. And if a couple of Shaolins hadn't just got banned for multi-ing, we might still be under the Russian flag.

But now, I am happy to say that I am Switzerland's new Vice-President! And while JNArno goes off skiing until Sunday, I am here to answer any questions you may have.

So in this article, I'll talk about some stuff, notably my last article (which was taken down), and some Swiss community projects which I hope to launch.



Cold, Hard, Facts
As many of you know, I posted an article called "Cold, Hard, Facts," which gave some insight to the Swiss community during Son of Stormkin's regime. However, in one part of the article, I knew I was breaking a rule, (in which I directly quoted Clifford Burns). I also knew he might not like this, so I told him that if he wanted me to take it down, I would.

Clifford instead said nothing and reported the article, getting it removed. Shortly after my article finished it's run, I got this message from the admin:


So, my wonderful pictures were taken down. Luckily, I had saved a back-up copy (fully expecting Clifford to do something like that), so at the end of the article I will post the pictures, in case you missed them! Hooray!

Ukraine invades Russia, Shaolins you are needed at home!
Oh no! Looks like Ukraine has invaded Russia!

Shaolins, this is urgent. Even now, Ukrainian paratroopers are burning Russian cottages (maybe). You must leave Switzerland immediately to fight for your homeland!


Some Projects I May Launch in the Near Future!

The eSwiss Space Program:
Stranger Here Myself, our Minister of Economics, has been organizing this for quite some while. He started up the eSwiss Space Agency,.

But what is this program? It is a creative project to get more players to join Switzerland. For more information, or if you want to help, you can ask Stranger Here Myself.

Swiss Mentor Program:
This has already been launched, but progress is slow. We have plenty of mentors, but only several students. As our Vice-President, I will work to advance and expand this program!

Swiss Media Program:
For now this is only an idea. The basic structure of this program would be too encourage younger players to create a newspaper, do research, and ultimately become more active in everyday Swiss life.

Just in case you missed it!

WARNING! THESE PICTURES ARE NO LONGER RELEVANT!
JNArno is our president, and our population and GDP has actually increased since he became president (omen from the gods)!







Oh, and I almost forgot! ICE CREAM PARTY!






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