Ambient on/off

Sign up

 

Continue

Continue By creating an account you agree to the Terms of Service & Privacy Policy

Vicoteka 1 dio!!

Day 1,877, 07:52 Published in Bosnia and Herzegovina Sweden by Boznac
VICOTEKA
1 dio


1. Otisao Muja u Njujork

Otisao Muja u Njujork,i dobije stan pun miseva, zove on gazdu:

-Hello,!

-Hello,what is the problem?

-You know Tom and Jerry?

-Yes,Tom and Jerry?

-E pa Jerry.

2. Treniranje Fizikom

Dođe Mujo kod Hase, a on izvadio onu stvar i greje na peći.

- Pa šta to radiš, bolan Haso?

- Treniram fiziku.

- Pa što ti je to?

- Kažu da kada zagreješ neko telo - ono se širi, a kada ga hladiš - ono se skuplja, pa eto i ja eksperimentiram da vidim je li to istina.

- Dobro, a gdje je Fata?

- Pa u frižideru. I ona trenira!

;)
 

Comments

Osvetnik21
Osvetnik21 Day 1,877, 17:56

Prvi bolji xD

Tomislav Diablo
Tomislav Diablo Day 1,877, 19:32

Bošnjačka nacija. Najbolji... X D

MuhaOWS
MuhaOWS Day 1,878, 12:56

Tomo, bolidu, nisi zanimljiv...
baci jos koji vic, da se smijemo malo

sir Melle
sir Melle Day 1,878, 13:07

@Tomo: Bošnjaci su oduvijek bili poznati po tome da vole zbijati šalu na svoj račun. Vidim i ti se pridružio

nemanja  pavlovic
nemanja pavlovic Day 1,878, 13:10

Znao sam oba vica -.- ,i daj neke bolje

Boznac
Boznac Day 1,879, 00:25

Bice bolji !!! @nemanjapavlovic

 
Post your comment

What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.