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Greetings fellow USWP members,

It’s time to rejuvenate the best party in the land! Join us in recreating the party of so many of our great leaders. The time has come to grab the bull by the horns and hold on for a ride. New leadership has arrived, new dedication has arrived and most importantly… a new level of dedication to put the USWP back on top has arrived.
This newspaper will no longer go silent; it will no longer be sporadic updates once every other week. Subscribe and stay tuned as our party has a new amazingly dedicated communications team ready to roll out. So what’s going on and where are we headed you ask?



I answer:
A brand new Militia has been unleashed. The organization is called USWP Workers Militia and has a weapons company called Militia Guns and a newspaper called Militia Post. Please consider working for the company if it’s not already filled and subscribe to the newspaper. Stormin is the Colonel of the Militia and has four great Platoon Leaders ready to train the new recruits that will be coming in. Michael IIII, K-Ratz, Horst Zickenheiner and Dan Heylin have taken the mantle of leadership and are looking forward to getting their platoons up and running.

The communications team has been disassembled and recreated. Stormin is the acting communications director until that spot is filled but has a staff of three awesome guys running the show as assistants. All three are LT’s in the new militia as well: K-Ratz, Horst Zickenheiner and Dan Heylin. Expect to be receiving mass mails from them weekly which will help us all stay in touch.



New Executive Board appointments:

Inwegen a long time USWP member and great guy has taken up the role of Legal Director on our executive board. He was already a board member with emeritus status but now is fully active and ready to help us stick to our constitution and revamp it where necessary.

Lorenzo Serafini has taken up the spot of Member Services whose primary tasks will be retention programs and companies. The University is on hold for the time being and will hopefully be started up again in the future.

Mr. Hyphenated has been given the job of USWP Congressional WHIP which overseas our activities as a party in the eUS senate. No, we don’t all vote the same way, but it helps us all stay in touch and hopefully work more functionally as a team.

Stormin was made Deputy Chief of Staff under SweetBags who is the Chief of Staff and acting Party President for the super busy in real life Jude Connors.



Available jobs:

We are in need of a new recruitment director which is an executive board position.

We are in need of a Technology whiz to be our IT expert and revamp forums, help in IRC’s, etc.

We are in need of election assistants to work under Fionia whose job is to organize and run our Congressional Elections each month.

We are in need of a Communications Director which is an executive board position who will lead our staff of three assistants in communicating via Mass Messaging and USWP Newspaper to our entire party.

If you desire a leadership position one will be found for you I promise, maybe not your first choice but we will make sure all USWP members feel they can help steer the party and work with us. This is a new, upgraded, and dedicated USWP.
Join us on our IRC chat in the room #uswpchat, join us on our forum at http://uswp.eusforum.com, just step up and help make this party what we all know it can be which is the most successful, fun and helpful party that the eUS has.

This newspaper article brought to you by:
Stormin – USWP Deputy Chief of Staff and acting Communications Director
K-Ratz, Horst Zickenheiner and Dan Heylin – Your super dedicated, awesome and wonderful Communication Staff