URGENTE! Se robaron todo! (de nuevo) / They robbed all our money! (again)

Day 1,027, 00:44 Published in Argentina Bolivia by Ernesto_Guevara
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Segun la ePolicia de Buenos Failers, "no dejaron ni los ceniceros".

Si, querido lector, los chorros no dejaron nada a su paso por el banco Argentino.

Los nombres de los sospechsos son bastante conocidos por su largo prontuario policial-delincuencial.

Por razones obvias, no podemos revelar sus identidades, por estar protegidos por la ley... pero ha trascendido hasta nuestra redaccion que el cabecilla de la banda seria el conocido "Gordolfo ComeHelados" y su viejo compinche (y quizas, pareja sentimental), "El Reguetonero de los Ojos Tristes" (aka Caribbean Queen).

Las camaras de seguridad dejan una clara imagen de uno de ellos:



Pero no te preocupes, argenitinito de a pie, que trabajas honestamente y pagas tus impuestos (para que se los lleven estos)... a quien le importa el paradero del tesoro nacional... si a todo el pueblo lo tienen contento y feliz con 4 tonterias... PTO, Altiplano, Mundial de Basket y la Ilusion de que los admins incluyan las eFalklands en el juego XD

Disfruta que la eVida es corta!



ENGLISH VERSION

According to the Buenos Failers ePolicia report, "looters took everything, including the ashtrays."

Yes, dear reader, the robbers did not leave anything in their path by the Argentine Bank.

The names of the suspects are well known for his long-criminal police record.

For obvious reasons we can not reveal their ingame identities, being protected by eLaw ... but has extended to our writing that the leader of the band would be the famous "Chubby IcecreamEater" and his old buddy (and perhaps, romantic partner), "Reggaeton Sad Eye" (aka Caribbean Queen).

The security cameras allow a clear picture of one of them:


But do not worry, little argentinian, you work honestly and pay your taxes (so that the carry it for you LOL) ... who cares about the whereabouts of national treasure ... if all the people are happy and content with 4 nonsense ... PTO, Altiplano, Basketball WorldCup and the delusion that eFalklands being included in the game by the Admins

Enjoy that life is short!