URGENT PUBLIC LOLZ ANNOUNCEMENT

Day 1,412, 17:15 • Published in Canada Canada • by AugustusV


URGENT PLEASE READ!

I understand that everyone has been hard at work campaigning for the CP campaigns and/or getting annoyed at listening to CP campaigns. I myself have been putting quite some time in spamming every active player in this nation so I know how difficult it might be to focus on something right now.

However I must interrupt this campaigning to address a very important and urgent matter that begs your attention. Please read carefully.

THIS IS FOR REAL! IGNORE AT YOUR OWN RISK!! eRepublik's Plato will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don't copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your grandmother & call your third grade teacher. This is real. I got the message first hand from Elvis who was having lunch with Bigfoot, while riding the Loch Ness monster. It was even on the inside back cover of every tabloid in the grocery store checkout line.

Not only will Plato start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE unicorn in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don't repost this status, eRepublik code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest! It's all true, it was even on the CNN news! It's official!

Internet (especially Youtube) users will believe anything their friends copy & paste into their status, so go on & copy & paste, you KNOW you wanna! Don't forget the hearts. All good copy and pastes gotta have hearts. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Thank you for your time. You may now resume the spamming.