Urgent News, Japan

Day 951, 15:08 Published in Japan USA by Millie Angelfire

Be warned, a strange green robot dog has emerged in Japan's streets sometime in the past 48 hours.



The dog seems bent on destroying society as we know it- he's running around eating tacos and giving hugs to people randomly, and has been known to carry cupcakes around with him for later. We must eliminate this monstrosity of a dog NOW before it causes any lasting change to the way Japan is now!