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Updated Kookaroo status

Day 2,723, 06:40 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by Releasethe Krakken

I recently purchased another Kookaroo for the small price of 1 Bahamas island. So at this stage Krakken owns 23 kookaroos and you all still own zero.

Your all f***ed.

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Vinaconc Day 2,723, 06:50

Pole/first

Nogin the nog Day 2,723, 09:30

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Releasethe Krakken Day 2,723, 10:23

ok perhaps nogin owns 24 but other than that your all effed

Sweet Drinker Day 2,723, 14:00

Only 3 kookaroos are still open. The rest have all closed as part of a bankruptcy reorganization.

Nogin the nog Day 2,724, 14:15

http://www.kgbanswers.com/what-is-a-kookaroo-mentioned-get-him-to-the-greek/18592085

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,725, 01:18

naw kookaroo
A rare parrot (similar to a cockatoo) that gives accurate advice on who to sign to record labels. Only the richest rap moguls can afford them.

As the rap mogul gets richer (from the kookaroo's advice...of course), it would be wise for them to invest in more kookaroos. The record of most kookaroos owned is currently 21.
All I need to do is own a kookaroo and I'd be set for life. Too bad it would take me lifetime to afford one!
by miniroy June 13, 2011

Releasethe Krakken Day 2,725, 01:59

i checked up on it further

http://articles.burbankleader.com/2003-10-29/news/export5275_1_hamburger-hamlet-chain-prandium-restaurant-in-toluca-lake

they filed for bankruptcy in 2003 so I doubt the character would refer to owning a "bankrupt" shop as a thing of success. Mst likely my interpretation is correct and this started as some kind of street lingo that the movie picked up. or standup routine they bought. it seems more plausible as a parrot can talk and therefore supposedly a kookaroo could say to you "sign ricky". my sisters 2 african greys is very intelligent i learned them last night i had a dream by whistling it to them once when i walked around and to the back of their cage they whistled it. they can also duplicate the sound a samsung makes when you receive a sms perfectly and thats a electronic sound as well as a truck backing up. my min pin has some kind of whining cry when the telephone rings and they picked it up so several times i was on a different part of my property heard my dog ran to the telephone to latter discover it was the parrots.

they also call one of our older workers and then repeat the persons curses when the worker did not pitch up.

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