Unsure of what to do? Park Your Buns and Get Some Guns
Rod Damon Was Right
Have you been playing this game for a few weeks and not really sure of what to do in terms of elections and politics?
Well, the Federal Election Commission has a program that is made for you.
We are pleased to announce our new initiative, GUNS FOR BUNS.
GUNS
BUNS
We are looking to develop the largest pool of FEC blockers we have had yet, and to do that, we are going to be offering up weapons to anyone who acts as a Blocker for us.
What does being a blocker entail?
1) You must be a USA citizen
2) You must be at least Level 13
3) You must be willing to move to where we ask you to in the USA. (We will provide Moving Tickets and instructions)
4) You must join the political party we ask you to (at least for the duration of the election)
That is basically it.
Move your buns to where we ask you to and push a few buttons. For this we will give you weapons.
Anyone interested in serving as a FEC blocker for the January elections, please fill out this form: http://tinyurl.com/FECsignup
To help promote participation, All FEC blockers will be given a gift for their service.
Be a hero. Defend America
Comments
I'm Rod Damon and I approved this message
When will the applicants be informed about where to help?
Applicants will be given instructions as we get closer to the Congressional Election
The America First Party will give this one more try, the last time we participated in blocking we were promised travel tickets and food. We were told that after the elections we would receive these items and never received them. Will the FEC be providing food, to restore our health, as well as weapons and tickets? How many weapons will we receive? Do we get them before or after we move?
Jovan Tekelija for POTUS!
Jovan
Don't make me write a Jovan is PTO'er article
@CHS
Not sure who promised you food, but that is not a standard practice for us. We do have MT that reduce the bite of moving. Weapons will go out after blockers are verified.
but im not a PTOer. im an eAmerican as much as you are ; )
tomorrow, your vote for Jovan Tekelija is the vote for a better future!
xD
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-first-article1-1625398/1/20
please sub
Very good, the HQ tickets will work. I will not point to who made the promise, but will state that it was not the FEC. I assume you mean when the blockers are in place in their assigned state and that will work also.
BTW, Pero Erepublik, shouts are for advertising your paper, also the eUSForums have a Media board where you can also advertise your paper. Usually I don't say anything, but you have been doing this all day.
Awesome.
Be a hero. Defend America
Not sure about Jovan, isn't that decepticon logo in your picture a Serbian based party?
Hatw a great program!
Signed up; ready to serve!