Uncle Sam Caves to UK Demands, No-Confidence Vote Urged

Day 477, 15:07 Published in USA USA by Citizen Dru

As any astute player may have observed, two hours ago, the US Federal Reserve made a donation to the United Kingdom's Bank of England in the amount of 100 Gold. This is an apparent payment for the fine assessed by the ATLANTIS treaty org for violations of the ATLANTIS Charter. No other payments to member states appear to have occurred.

A president must serve as a representative of his policies, showing leadership and making arguments for the decisions he makes. Without bothering to discuss it himself or explain his actions to the public who elected him, this payment was made quietly, seemingly in the hope that Uncle Sam could make this controversy go away. Despite vocal criticism of any such move resounding in the American press, his administration seems to have wanted to resolve this quietly and secretively, sweeping the whole issue under the carpet.

Tel Quel urges congressional reps from any party to file articles of impeachment against Uncle Sam as a measure showing that he has lost the confidence of the nation he is attempting to govern. Amid a costly and dubiously managed war, Sam has caved in to the noisy, extortionist UK. He would rather give up money to quiet a noisy "ally" than to actually supply our troops. Moreover, his silence and unwillingness to explain his policy stance come across as feeble, secretive, and confused.

Sam's routine absenteeism, lack of foresight, and secretive disregard for public opinion together make up a compelling case for his removal from the presidency.

[Update]: In comments on another article calling for his impeachment, Uncle Sam has written "Let me write an article first!" Sam, this ATLANTIS/UK contretemps have been going on for two days. Where the hell have you been?

You've had plenty of time to address this and make your case. Your failure to do so does not win the confidence of your people. Your "pay first, answer questions later" approach frankly sucks.

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