Ultimatum to eRomania, Part II.
FKgP
eRomanian people! I have a few more words to speak to you! I remove my promise to ban ALL manele “music”, since many of you seem to be fond of this idea. This was supposed to be a scary THREAT, one that makes you shiver in fear, drown in tears, and cover in your subterranean holes! My mistake!
Instead of banning manele, me and my gang of Hungarian scientists* will develop an even more annoying version of manele! This new “megamanele” will have 48% less musical quality (yes, it’s possible), 63% more whinier “singing”, and lyrics reduced to the words “women”, “money”, “enemies” and “shmecherie” (The one who can provide a useful translation to this one, will be spared).
Listening to this acoustic nightmare from the netherworld will be mandatory at all times of the day, even while you are listening the “normal” manele. Your ears will bleed, and your brain will be reduced to homersimpsonean size… Well, your ears will bleed!!! Gwaaaah!
I also want to say, that I no longer wish to become your president. Instead, I will BUUUUUY your country. You don’t think I can? Well, just wait for it…
To make things simpler, return Central Hungary to us. And Oltenia.
Do this and you will be spared.
Your beloved Blood Lord Sir Moke Shag, smallholder
*science = an enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the natural world. When your local priest performs an exorcism on sheep to improve milk quality, that’s not the right scientific approach.
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For the Hungarian readers:
Sir Moke Shag újabb választási ígéretekkel borzolja a román nép kedélyeit, különös tekintettel a manele zenére.
eMagyarország lakosságának ezúton is felhívjuk figyelmét az az újjáalakult Kisgazdapártra, ahova várunk minden kedves régi és új szimpatizánsunkat.
A Romániába szakadt kisgazdák írjanak bátran az org vagy a pártelnök részére, ha valamiben hiányt szenvednének, tudjuk hogy románföldön sokkal keserűbb az élet, még a nap sem süt annyit.
De reméljük sorozatos ultimátumaink hatással lesznek a román népre, és hamarosan mindenkit itthon üdvözölhetünk.
Továbbá köszönjük kitartó figyelmeteket és ezernyi előfizetőnknek a mediamogul medált.
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Hajrá kisgazdák!
Pathetic jokes and pathetic humor
ez derek
you are funny. if you want Oltenia you like leek.
for CH you can start an rw.and tank like hell for it....
FKgP the leek men
daca vrei oltenia sigur o sa regreti...treaba ta 😃 😁 ti-o spun ca si eu sunt oltean
Go duck yourself
Think we don't know what's that science, you bloody hungarian smugholders?
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lol...funny
congrats. : ))
No. You'd better not want Oltenia. CH is enough. Maybe a little part of Moldova, the Csangofold.
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Fail!
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you are the master of failing and lame threats.
Aha, vad ca ai renuntat la faza cu singele, se pare ca a fost de folos link-ul pt tampoane. Data viitoare daca iti pui si unul la gura, poate ca nu o sa mai spui atitea prostii.
Hai pa, ca m-ai distrat!
and i thought you were a nice open-minded guy, with banning manele and building schools...
But now i see you are insane..., wanting Oltenia and mostly, making a worse music than manele... : (
*Yawn @ threats*
mai copii, decit sa ne amenintati atita nu mai bine ati face totusi ceva, ca am inceput sa ne plictisim?
voted! Congrats! This is the kind of reading making us laughing in this game!
PS: Getting serious now: You don't want Oltenia, trust me!
Pathetic jokes and pathetic humor x2
ha ha ...This new “megamanele” will have 48% less musical quality...Hmmmm....i think your ears will blead, your eyes will pop out like popcorn, lose any body hair, have daily diarrhea (with blood), pee black tar, your feet will smell like rotten tomatoes and you will lose fingernails just from the early stage of development of these megamanele.....so wear some headphones and after all is finished just send to Slager Radio with the ''must play immediately''. We in romania will listen. Cheers !!!
mai bine pe manele nu ne mai certăm, și un ceardaș în Budapesta, Central Hungary, Romania, să jucăm. voi puneți goldul și aduceți unguroaicele, noi venim cu tancurile din dotare (wink, wink).
Iar tu cu ultimatumul tau.. in romana scrie bre... ca alfel de unde sa stiu eu ce ceri???
Super! I have Oltenia for sale!
Just give me 20 Gold and it's yours. Don't think its cheap... you'll see!
HAIL BIG HUNGARY!
Oltenia?...hmmm
HAIL BIGGER OLTENIA!
Go to Mongolia...
Here's a penny get a life! olo
Death, Doom and Dark METAL!!! HAIL ROMANIA! This is the dark side hungarians! You will beg for manele after finding who we really are! Welcome to HELL! and some of us will just sing to the machine-gun 🙂))
haha, "hungarian scientists" lol, so this is sci-fi literature, then.
moving on, i like the way you write, and i srsly lol'd.
your daily dose of funny "threats" will make our occupation of budapest much more enjoyable.
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"shmecherie” is something we have, and you don`t 😃
"And Oltenia." lol - first research about "zaibar" and "praz" then say that reckless words.
an please develop that "megamanele" - you wil be brainwashed before the end of your research 😃
te-am lasat fara portofel, in Craiova , capitala Olteniei
also, i'm gonna get all preemptive and try to provide the oh-so-illusive translation of "schmecherie".
it's "badassery". will you spare me nao?!
btw, you are probably the 1st western Romanian (ex-magayr) in erep able to publicly display fluent english.
therefore, you have earned my appreciation.
uite aici propunere 😁 http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-propunere-ungaria-cel-mai-tare-pto--1577867/1/20 mai degraba ne lasati sa va cucerim iar 😁
😁 Still dreaming ? Wake up man... 🙂
now i really don't know who you're making fun of here, since you've put it as "me and my gang of hungarian scientists", i'm not so sure the expression gang of scientists really pays any kind of respect to that branch🙂
i find this article funny aswell and believe it or not, i've subbe😛)
keep it up
eu zic sa ne mai gandim la propunerea lor, daca chiar vor Oltenia : D
our secret agent is uncovere😛
http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/355131
let me tell you that was just a dummy test, de real megamanele approches to you unstoppable.
Gonna devastate you soon, you'll see!
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just f.u. idiot
Oltenia was in Austro-Hungarian empire for 20 years (1718-1739).
"Dificultăţile din ce în ce mai mari întîmpinate de austrieci i-au făcut ca după războiul din 1737 şi 1739, încheiat cu pacea de la Belgrad, să renunţe la Oltenia care a revenit Imperiului otoman.
Experimentul în Oltenia a fost considerat o nereuşită şi, după războiul ruso-turc din 1773-1775, Imperiul otoman a vrut să recompenseze Austria pentru rolul de mediator în tratativele de pace. Atunci cînd i s-a oferit posbilitatea alegerii unui teritoriu, împăratul Iosif al II-lea a ales Bucovina (provincie situată în prezent în nordul României şi în sudul Ucrainei) considerînd Oltenia o provincie greu reformabilă. (Steliu Lambru)"
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Luaţi cu praz!
Veni, văzui, învinsei!
you are so boring....why do you cheep writing this stupidities?...you can't see that we don't care about you?....are u frustrated?...PS : don't answer, nobody cares. have nice day
mnoooo X_X
Am vazut ceva scri "manele" deci nu e de mine..
PS. Daca scri in romana poate am sa-ti citesc tot articolul, dar iti dau un vote sa nu plangi aici 😛
astia vor sa fie iara rasi...
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will you write part 3 and 4 and 5 etc? I guess it`s easier to write then to fight, isn`t it?
hope to find you on the battle field...