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UKPP-Congress elections!

Day 1,887, 05:17 by perilouspanther


Dear fellow eUK citizens,

As you will know there is a congress elections in 5 days! Let's elect the right people for the right job! :D





If you vote me I promise I will:

★Make sure you have plenty of eUK battles.
★Make sure the jobs are plentiful and fair priced,I encourage the richer to make jobs for the poor because not only do they receive food and weapons but they also keep the balance of the country going.
★I will ensure there are more jokes in my article :P



★I will ensure this guy doesn't get in the way!


But this won't happen if I don't receive your vote!

Now for a joke!


It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."


REMEMBER vote me!!!!


yours sincerely,

-PP-








 

Comments

Morsik KSC
Morsik KSC Day 1,887, 05:33

I'm not sure if 1 congress member can decide on war and higher wages but nvm. Good luck

Neil Lewis
Neil Lewis Day 1,887, 05:48

you could have used a UK version of that joke .. either at Old Trafford, The Emirates, or, the one I heard, at St James' Park and Kevin Keegan goes to speak to the man at a Newcastle vs Sunderland derby [yes, it's that old!]

perilouspanther
perilouspanther Day 1,887, 06:03

Yes but with your help I can do all these things

Rfeist
Rfeist Day 1,887, 08:30

perilous I liked Ice hockey so i'll give the joke a vote

WayneKerr
WayneKerr Day 1,887, 10:07

ice hockey is for fags...

perilouspanther
perilouspanther Day 1,887, 13:40

guyz its a joke.......... don't take it seriously

 
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