Tyler F Durden: PP of CPF

Day 661, 19:18 • Published in Canada Canada • by Tyler F Durden

Remember to check your Battle Orders eCanadians!




Thats right.

Your eyes do not deceive you.

Yesterday I held an open forum for Party Presidents to contact me with information about their parties as I had declared that I was finally going to go political.

Nosyt, Scorpius and Bruck (& Banach) made very good arguments to join their respective parties.

In the end I went with the party I thought I'd go with - the Canadian Progressive Front.

During my eLife, I have been vocal about my position as an eCanadian and what that means to me.
I have expressed my own opinions, and accepted yours openly.

I have watched my beloved eCanada crumble under the weight of PEACE tanks.
I have watched my countrymen scatter about the New World after the collapse.
I have watched my country be reborn, and my countrymen return...

During this time you - my countrymen have been instrumental in aiding me to help eCanada during these perilous times.

You were there for me during the eRefugee Crisis.
See Durden's List for full info.

You were there for me when I created the eCanadian Registry. You came out and helped eCanadians get to know eachother - who they could count on during those dark times.

You were there for me when I created the eCanadian Newspaper Registry so eCanadians would know which news sources they could trust.

You have been there for me.

Now I ask that you let me be there for you.

If elected as Party President, my first task will be to continue building the party.
I envision a party composed of strong, ethical eCanadians ready for any challenge that
may come.

The Canadian Progressive Front is a new political party, there should be a new face to introduce it to the people. While there are many members of the CPF that weigh heavy in experience, there are also newer eCanadians.

Today we can build this party. Tomorrow we can help build this country.


To the other candidates, I say to you:

Together we will only make the CPF stronger.


To the Party Presidents of the CNC, DAL, CSD, CPP I say to you:

Together let us build an eCanada that will be better equipped to withstand future belligerents.
Together let us nurture our eYouth and in so doing ensure that our future will remain as bright as I see it being today.


To those who are politically unaffiliated and seek a new party with experienced citizens, and fresh ideas - come to the Canadian Progressive Front. There will be a place for you!


To President Jacobi, I say to you:

Thank you for the opportunity which you gave me in government.
I, like you hold eCanada in higher standing than any other allegiance which I may have.


To all eCanadians I say to you:

Deep down...you knew it was coming, even if I didn't.
Be eCanadian. It's in you.

Join the Canadian Progressive Front today!