Tyler F Durden Needs YOUR Help!
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by Tyler F Durden
Tyler F Durden would like to thank everyone who has donated to Operation: Repatriation!
Together we have brought home countless eCanadians! (we'll count them when the dealin's done)
However, with the loss of Northwest Territories and the Yukon Territory, more refugees need to come home.
Right now Tyler F Durden needs Organisations which have the INCREASED STORAGE upgrade.
Tyler F Durden needs somewhere to place dozens of Moving Tickets acquired overseas for cheap.
Lets not put all of our eggs in one basket, lets have many baskets!
Together, we can repatriate an exponentially higher number of eCanadians faster if more patriotic Citizen's Organisations participate!
Post a comment below and let the floodgates open.
*****UPDATE 1*****
Tyler F Durden has been in contact with many of his loyal agents from all over the New World.
There is a recruiting drive underway to bring over high strength Citizens to aid in this - our GREATEST HOUR!
The eNations involved will not be named to protect them from PEACE GC retribution.
Have you heard...?
Is Tyler F Durden building a private army?
*****UPDATE 2*****
If you require Moving Tickets to travel to eCanada, leave a comment below,
and the calvary will be on the way!
Leave No One Behind!
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
*****UPDATE 3*****
Stay armed to the teeth! Click below to find out more!
*****UPDATE 4*****
Cascadia Industries and Taurus Industries are now working with Tyler F Durden.
They will respond with Moving Tickets for eCanadian refugees who post here.
Ads in Occupied Territories will commence at 0800 PST to maximize viewership.
*****UPDATE 5*****
If you are a foreign citizen who desires to come to eCanada to gain experience and fight in the Great Patriotic War, then leave a comment here and we'll facilitate your arrival.
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You can put 5 in my personal account if you want. Just let me know when you need them or where to send them.
Everyone, if you can, must donate. Tyler F. Durden helped me get home 😁
well, my org doesn't have the extra storage upgrade, I just use it to store my loot. If you really need space, you can use ten of my slots, just give me a heads up first
I will keep my donations going as long as I can.
Save your money to buy weapons comrades!
Tyler is doin' okay, really!
We must not back down from the enemy!
Pew Pew Pew
I will send one hundred million dollars! 😃
*wakes up from my dream*
Go Tyler Go! Panda got ur back lol
our organization currently uses none of its storage. you may use all of them if you wish
Cascadia Industries now works with us.
Keep posting here with the names of refugees, and Cascadia Industries will help Tyler F Durden get them home while he tries to sleep.
Tyler F Durden hasn't slept this good in years...
We have an empty storage, you may use ours.
Not the "upgraded" one, though.
/ Detten
Rylde kills he doesn't save.
Taurus Industries now works with us.
If any verified eCanadian needs Moving Tickets to get out of occupied territory, they MUST comment here.
Leave No One Behind!
Now Tyler sleep.
Every refugee that we bring back...brings us closer to victory!
Tyler - feel free to store Moving Tickets with the Organization Lin Kuei. It has 40+ spaces available for storage.
We have 15 space available if you wish to store with us.
You can use 5 of my personal slots just let me know what you want to do with them.
I have 10 personal slots that can be used if you still need them.
Tyler has to rush to work.
Tyler has heat exhaustion working outside in 37+C sun.
Taurus Industries, Cascadia Industries and Xebon are my proxy.
Trust them for Moving Tickets as you trust me.
We'll get you home!
Until later...
I just got a poorly-spelled PM today telling me that because of the high number of requests, I would have to donate at least 2 gold for Canadian citizenship, and the higher my donation the greater the chances my application would be approved . I am assuming (and hoping) this is a scam by the Federalist Party congressperson in question and that it isn't actually Canada's policy to require donations for citizenship. I'm posting this here hoping someone from the Canadian immigration can clarify, and if this is a scam, take action to protect citizenship applicants.
@ angrycrank: out of the approximately 38 congress seats we have, 16 are hungarians. and while they do have the power to grant citizenship just like every congressman, i wouldnt trust them as far as i can throw them. talk to a congressman who u know is canadian, or kelly dahoney, who i believe is in charge of immigration.
isn't Citizen B in charge of immigration?
Hey back in eCanada. I got stuck in Alberta when it was taken over. but tahnks to Tyler F Durden I made it back. Cheers to you Tyler F Durden!
send me a moving ticket please, the Quebec suffer since we have been conquer, I need to go in Ontario figth againt the UK for help the Canada to become again a great country !
i'd like to move back to Canada ! eQuebec feels broken since the Britains have conquered our province ! Please send me a ticket and let's conquer back our country !
This "eWorld war" is completely meaningless...
When I started, Saskatchewan was in Canadian hands. It has since been captured by France and then Great Britain.
I just want to be a part of Canada again. Let's make it happen.
@Sam Brusca -that guy sent me a PM, presumably after seeing my name on the citizenship application list. I PM'd Jacobi, so the gov't will do an article. Since Spityu was from the Federalist Party AND MANAGED TO MISSPELL CANADA is his/her scammy little message, I obviously wasn't going to trust him - but Canadians should be aware that at least one Hungarian congressperson is soliciting bribes from citizenship applicants. I wish we could remove congress members!
Tyler F Durden, thanks to you, I'm finally home!! Thanks for all your help!! And now to rid myself of this blasted French citizenship...
Tix please.
Please send me a ticket so I can move to Ontario. Thanks!
Sorry for delay Cyphao and John A Kelly.
Check your inventories, and c'mon home!
I need to get out of French Territory. Should I send a donation? All I have is a little CAD.