Turkey Coming Out of Boycott, USA Repelled, Brazil Aiming for Iberian, Day 1166

Day 1,166, 20:16 • Published in USA United Kingdom • by HobbitTon


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After Turkey secured the region of Black Sea Coast of Turkey on Day 1,162, Greece continued with a flank around the east coast of Turkey.

Greece Blitzes Eastern Anatolia, Turkey Fighting for Existence
While the day was nearing dusk, Day 1,165 propelled the conflict on the Anatolia Peninsula as Greece continued their campaign in Turkey with an attack on Eastern Anatolia. The attack came several days after invasion of Turkish resistance forces in the Mediterranean Coast of Turkey split the amount of damage on the attack Greece exhibited on Black Sea Coast of Turkey and a hold fire there too. While there was a brief momentum change during that exchange, it did not stop Greece from progressing on.

Greece has alerted its citizens about the high priority of this battle, although it will become more difficult for Greece to progress now. Greece has been able to demolish the forces of Turkey because many of Turkey's citizens were boycotting this game. Today, the Turkish government has announced that the boycott on this game has been lifted. And while many Greeks are quite optimistic on wiping Turkey in the days hereafter, it will require much more effort this time around. Furthermore, it will be interesting to see how the Turkish government to respond to this situation.


Day 1,164 (left) saw the USA on the border to Turkey, but through the aid of resistance wars, Iran was astonishingly able to negate that campaign on Day 1,166 (right).

Iran Pushing the USA Back, Operation Pork Barbecue Doomed
In a surprising turn of events, Iran bombarded the USA occupied regions with a string of resistance wars in Esfahan and Hormozgan. The latter in being which has already been brought back to the people of Iran, and Hormozgan will probably be sent back into Iranian hands as well. With that being said, the USA will most likely be sent hurtling back to square one in Sistan and Baluchistan. While at first, this might not seem like a major set back for the USA, Day 1,166 has been quite a blow to the USA.

First of all, the proclamation announced by President of the USA, Haliman, to invade mainland Europe through Operation Pork Barbecue has almost been eradicated. In addition, getting into Iran in the first place required much communication with the Dioist nation of Pakistan, but now Pakistan is getting its land back via resistance war at Balochistan. This means that the USA will only be in the Middle East at Sistan and Baluchistan by tomorrow. If Iranian resistance forces were to take back that region, the USA would be gone from the Middle East, this negating the Natural Enemy law and Operation Pork Barbecue in its entirety.

Brazil Attacks the Canary Islands, Possible Invasion of the Iberian Peninsula
For what it's worth, the Canary Islands are a crucial region to have sovereignty of as they serve as a direct bridge from the Iberian Peninsula to South America. Late into Day 1,166, Brazil dealt the offensive card and drove into the Canary Islands. The attack was played at a time where Spain's eyes were directed at other regions, but they have updated their orders accordingly. Still, Brazil has called in for assistance by their allies while Spain has done the same. While Brazil does have two more allies than Spain, I do not think it will affect the outcome of this match in its entirety. Rather, it will be decided by how each country can divide its time.

Displayed in this article, Brazil seems to have motives in invading Spain. Not to mention, a Natural Enemy law against Spain was proposed yesterday by the Brazilian legislature. It seems that the Brazilian community was outraged by the sacking of Portugal in the hands of Spain. In lieu of a slower military atmosphere, many Brazilians believe that only by attacking Spain can they achieve more fun and war. Either way, it will be interesting in observing this conquest.



China Cuts Away at Indonesia, India Watching for Now
The Chinese military invaded Indonesian occupied Orissa late into Day 1,166 in respect to the Natural Enemy law they have in place. The Indonesian government has held this battle at the utmost priority, but the momentum following China's victories in Gujarat and Maharashtra will be very impacting in this battle. Internationally wise, both countries have the same amount of allies, so on the scale, it will come down to which countries are vacant in terns of priorities.

Peru Initiates Two Resistance Wars, Takes Argentinian Region
In the days prior, Peru has seen itself loosely defending its home turf from Argentina. Recently, the last fall of a Peruvian region was at Mid Andes. Since then, Peru had unleashed two resistance wars, one of which was in the Argentinian occupied region of Pando. With the close victory, Peru was able to regain a much needed fruits region. While the resistance war was in essence an equalizer for Peru, Argentina has said it will not back down from their campaign into the heart of Peru.

Moreover, a newer Peruvian citizen, JCCO, started a resistance war over in the Brazillian region of Southern Low Amazon, the only oil region Brazil has in its possession. Furthermore, the Peruvian orders say nothing about fighting in Southern Low Amazon, but Brazillian forces have been directed been alerted to spend their wellness fighting elsewhere. Also, Peru has declared a rare state of emergency.



That's All Folks
I apologize for not writing as much as I wanted to today. I have been as sick as a hobbit. On the bright side, I have been eating Elven Soup, so that should help speed up my rehabilitation process. The recent turn of events in the Middle East as well as Spain has caught my attention. The last few days have been harsh for the USA as their invasion towards mainland Europe has been botched. With Turkey coming out if its boycott of the game, it might be a little bit more difficult for Greece to entirely wipe the peninsular country. All in all, today was a very interesting day. Until next time my friends!



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