Trust Me I'm An Engineer!!!
Day 1,843, 10:42
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Unstable-background music:

Don 't have a spoon?
I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!

Electrical problem?
I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!

Can't afford a real GPS?
I can fix that!

No ice chest?
I can fix that!

Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!

Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.

Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!

WTF?

Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!

(I actually think that's ingenious.)
I am speechless!


Trust Me I'm An Engineer!!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/trust-me-i-039-m-an-engineer--2170577/1/20


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има Маната и Керанов . има вот!
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