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Day 2,514, 13:13 Published in Canada Ireland by Releasethe Krakken

3 TROLLS FOR THE COMPETITION IN ONE


Ok this trolls will use up your RAM , Crash your computer and make your wife leave you when she read the next lines.(so don’t make her readz the next lines). This is because your computer have tiny brains. Hiihihi Almost like other tiny part of you.



Mine has still brain of Intel 486. Yes yes they all lied to you.. Its how big a CPU you have .


PLATO & ADMINS
BREAKING NEWS: ADMINS ARE PLAYING WITH CADAVERS


Today I needed to prove a point to a certain previous Mod Seanan who claimed I dont fight for my country.

Barely lifting a finger in finDing the true patriot rankings-IRELAND i FOUND I did 26 million damage placing me 12th for the last 7 days.

Something strange I noticed though: Bhane our former friend was 1 above me.



He even moved up 2 places. So in the last 7 days Bhane obtained 28 million fighting for Ireland.

There is a vein there is a pulse there is a Bhane.





This shows clearly Bhane is still dead.








So since when one logs in it resets your account and you again eDie only in 30 days it means the admins is playing with Bhane's cadaver.


ARRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



And then the thought hit me their wearing a dead mans skins and playing with his body!!



Comic interlude:












NYX I AM YOUR FATHER – DURING CP CAMPAIGN




Thus is your real mother not the woman you have hated for your entire life for : "Ruining my life sob sob"



We met in a galaxy far far away. And it was love at first sight.



Well after the initial hiccup anyway



[DUE TO EREPUBLIK LAWS I CANNOT SAY HOW YOU WERE CONCEIVED]

A stork delivered you. Or in the African version you were a little babboon we caught you washed you in a hot bath and all your hair fell out.

but after a while papa could not stay papa had to go to fight another battle :🙁 for his master.

We suppressed your memories:



But apparently after finding you on Spacebook



We found that we could not get rid off the little princess inside of you. You also were apparently running around creating followers and trying to rule the world.

And now papa is running against you in a race for the CP of that nation eIreland.

Papa wants you to succeed but if you succeed it means papa fails 🙁







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Nogin the Nog;s Yes man a E-Comedy

in the woods of Clones Northern Ireland. Eggs was laid by the Nog known as Nogin.



From these pods YES MAN was born. People incapable of judging the truth and unbeliefing the lies Nogin spouts from her mouth dialy:

This is a photo of one of the eggs being hatche😛



Their mission to fight everything that is Good in Ireland including the Clerics





A force of good bent on creating transparency and integrity in the eIreland government.

But How to determine if your a yes man.

1. Are you influenced by the Nogin

Here pictured with Nicky Gervais



2. Do your body shape conform to those associated with a yes man.





3. Have you committed yourself to fight against the truth integrity and transparency in the eIreland Government.



4. iS IT REQUIRED THAT you struggle with 1 + 1 = ???? to be a yes man to Nogin

Do you get cold sweats if you are confronted by said said e 1 + 1 = ?

THE ANSWER IS ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT REQUIRED IT CERTAINLY HELPS

Because turning your mind off and just typing comments in support is certainly very helpful for this class of man







5. We also have been able to identify types of yes man:

This is the Daghda



This is the Alexandria the Greatest



This is the MrConway a rampant liar

Here pictured helping a would be thief bankrupting Ireland and afterwards wearing his reward





Here is the Gromley caught in its native habitat



Here is the IrishBhoy spotted at his landslide win in the 2010 Evil Mastermind of the year award



Here is the Ina Coleman a dirty ban evading muttfly



Award CEREMONIES

Here is Steve Buscemi at this year Evilies handing the Evily to Nogin the Nog in the category

"Evil female mastermind of the year "



So join us the choir of yesman as they respond / support Nogin in her next big great wopper of a lie.



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