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You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.

Tripotus!

Day 2,139, 17:14 • Published in USA USA

• by Triwolf03

After having some time to master this game I have decided to put my name out there for Country President. You’ve probably seen me around lurking in IRC these past couple of days and you’ve most likely thought to yourself “hey there’s a new guy”. We need to forget the past and move into the future with a fresh wind of energy and activity, having recently picked up this game less than a week ago I promise to be that fresh wind of energy and activity until I get bored and move on to another game.

Being a celebrity is hard, I know, I had it thrust upon me when Talostastic vaguely mentioned me in his talk show on eNPR. But with great power comes great responsibility and I promise to use this great power to the best of my ability.

So here are my campaign promises:

1. I will try and figure out what the job of the CP entails somehow

2. I promise not to empty the Reserves. Much better than that other guy right? How will I do this? Simple, I don’t know how to empty them and will probably not figure it out until someone tells me. Can someone help me with this?

3. I will let the citizens choose which battles are important to the country and let them pick the campaign of the day. Honestly PM me which battles you’d like to see as CotD

4. I promise to leave the Tax Rate exactly where it is.

5. I will set a Message to New Citizens encouraging them to join AFA because, why not? he seems so nice.

6. I shall trade embargo our Allies to make the game more challenging.

7. I will declare war on the nations who attack us! Honestly why haven’t we done that yet?

8. I promise to buy a hospital and a defense system to each region whether it is being attacked or not.

9. If you read this article, comment and vote for me; I promise to read them and thank you (in my head) because after all it’s the thought that counts right?

10. Lastly I shall make the third day of my Presidency; National Wolf day in which everyone must don Wolf avatars and pledge their allegiance to me. o/

Now on to my Cabinet members...

Vice President
Talostastic
Despite his sand and snow fetish I think this man has a great wealth of ideas on what to do with power. As such I can devout my time on things more important than the hassles of actually running the country, such as learning how to play the game.

Chief of Staff
Dr Luis Sentieiro
This was an easy decision. Everyone ALWAYS listens to their doctors right?

Secretary of the Treasury
Wild Owl
This is definitely not payment for telling me what Presidents do. Nothing to see here… *waves hand*…This is not the position you are looking for.

Spokesman
Facebook Youtube
This guy is obviously connected to the masses. He shall help me infiltrate the social networks and secure the “youth vote”. People will relate to him because he’s hip and cool.

Secretary of Homeland Security
Ronald Gipper Reagan
Who better to lead the defense of the country then someone who wants this country to be an American-Serbian Colony, am I right?

Secretary of Education
eRepBot
Always there to tell you what you want to know, you just have to ask nicely.

Secretary of The Interior
ChewChewShoe
I’ve seen him around a lot on IRC and he has held high positions before and seems really loyal.

Secretary of War
HeapSeppo
Have you seen his War stats? No? Go look at them again, I’ll wait…. Back ? Yea that’s why.

Secretary of Media
Refer to Spokeman.

There are so many sales in this game I thought why not me? I decided to give Facebook Youtube a 2 for 1 \o/

I hope that my cabinet and I can do a great service to this country and I promise to get better day by day as I learn more about this game and the mechanics involved.

If I do terribly, don’t worry, it’s ok, I’m new 😃

If you have any questions or concerns feel free to ponder them quietly in self-reflection. If you decide to message me please keep it under 140 characters, I don’t like to read much.

May the blessings of Ceiling be with you!