Top 100 worst ways to die[part 1]
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Have you guys ever wondered what is the worst way to die?
Unfortunately we'll all have to face it sometime!
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Here is a top 100 worst ways to die:
100. Listening to Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber for a whole day straight
99. Over-exposure to Redundancy.
98. Being Part of a Human Centipede.
97. Pool of snakes.
96. Too much food but not enough sex.
95. Picking Pickled Peppers
94. Pissing off a dragon.
93. "Subject was alive at the start of the autopsy. We have rectified that accordingly."
92. Getting birthday punches when you turn 100.
91. Bigpox.
90. Vagina dentata.
89. Drowning in a pool of your own liquid shit.
88. Getting to level 8-1 without using any warpzones, only to fall into that stupid double pit, like, five times in a row.
87. Getting hit in the head with a fire extinguisher by hillbilles after they drown you with stupid knock-knock jokes.
86. Auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.
85. Auto-erotic decapitation accident.
84. Premature reincarnation.
83. Reverse diarrhea.
82. Being eaten by rats AND ants at the same time.
81. Stepping on a Lego piece that has razor edges
80. The Aristocrats!
79. Getting run over by an ambulance.
78. Committing suicide after your grandma catches you getting off on Goatse and asks to help you finish off.
77. Decapitation Disease
76. You're not a cannibal but your conjoined twin is.
75. Your conjoined twin is not a cannibal, but you are.
74. As an elderly virgin (over 40).
73. Being done to death (jokes only).
72. Scared to death.
71. Scared to death by possibility of being scared to death.
70. Scared to death by possibility of being scared to death by the possibility of being scared to death.
69. Being scared half to death...twice
68. Weasels ripped my flesh
67. Seven hours of Tony Danza!
66. Hiroshima.
65. Skin failure.
64. In a battle without honor or humanity.
63. Being buried alive.
62. Being buried alive in the same coffin as Gilbert Gottfried.
61. Rolled up in Katamari and turned into stardust.
60. Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies.
59. Deleted by God for having no redeeming value.
58. Allergic reaction to own blood.
57. Mistaken for a sockpuppet by extremely strong, stupid ventriloquist.
56. Substituting jellied petroleum for petroleum jelly during any number of personal procedures.
55. Going to the gynecologist and mistakenly asking her to insert an IED instead of an IUD.
54. Not e-mailing this list to ten other people within ten minutes of the moment you finish reading it. If you do you will have da fame and fortune and all your wishes will come true and you'll see an animation starring the Taco Bell dog.
53. Crossing the streams. Don't cross the streams!
52. Choking on your own vomit.
51. Choking on someone else's vomit.
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Unfortunately we'll all have to face it sometime!
If you like this article don't forget to sub!
Here is a top 100 worst ways to die:
100. Listening to Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber for a whole day straight
99. Over-exposure to Redundancy.
98. Being Part of a Human Centipede.
97. Pool of snakes.
96. Too much food but not enough sex.
95. Picking Pickled Peppers
94. Pissing off a dragon.
93. "Subject was alive at the start of the autopsy. We have rectified that accordingly."
92. Getting birthday punches when you turn 100.
91. Bigpox.
90. Vagina dentata.
89. Drowning in a pool of your own liquid shit.
88. Getting to level 8-1 without using any warpzones, only to fall into that stupid double pit, like, five times in a row.
87. Getting hit in the head with a fire extinguisher by hillbilles after they drown you with stupid knock-knock jokes.
86. Auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.
85. Auto-erotic decapitation accident.
84. Premature reincarnation.
83. Reverse diarrhea.
82. Being eaten by rats AND ants at the same time.
81. Stepping on a Lego piece that has razor edges
80. The Aristocrats!
79. Getting run over by an ambulance.
78. Committing suicide after your grandma catches you getting off on Goatse and asks to help you finish off.
77. Decapitation Disease
76. You're not a cannibal but your conjoined twin is.
75. Your conjoined twin is not a cannibal, but you are.
74. As an elderly virgin (over 40).
73. Being done to death (jokes only).
72. Scared to death.
71. Scared to death by possibility of being scared to death.
70. Scared to death by possibility of being scared to death by the possibility of being scared to death.
69. Being scared half to death...twice
68. Weasels ripped my flesh
67. Seven hours of Tony Danza!
66. Hiroshima.
65. Skin failure.
64. In a battle without honor or humanity.
63. Being buried alive.
62. Being buried alive in the same coffin as Gilbert Gottfried.
61. Rolled up in Katamari and turned into stardust.
60. Eaten by zombies, turned into a zombie, then eaten by zombie eating superzombies.
59. Deleted by God for having no redeeming value.
58. Allergic reaction to own blood.
57. Mistaken for a sockpuppet by extremely strong, stupid ventriloquist.
56. Substituting jellied petroleum for petroleum jelly during any number of personal procedures.
55. Going to the gynecologist and mistakenly asking her to insert an IED instead of an IUD.
54. Not e-mailing this list to ten other people within ten minutes of the moment you finish reading it. If you do you will have da fame and fortune and all your wishes will come true and you'll see an animation starring the Taco Bell dog.
53. Crossing the streams. Don't cross the streams!
52. Choking on your own vomit.
51. Choking on someone else's vomit.
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